
Runaway Scars and The Getaway Mile
Summary
I have literally no idea how I got here, maybe aliens or some screwed up rift in time but it's certain that I won't be going back to the home I can't remember.
I woke up in the year 2019, in the middle of BL/ind headquarters and smackdab in the center of Battery City with no memory of anything that made me, me.
There's a couple of things I've learnt in my time here, allow me to share them with you for a moment.
Don't ever get yourself into a game of tag with a draculoid, it's just a bad idea.
Don't call time out while playing tag with said draculoid because those creepy bastards will cheat and be unashamed of it.
When you're in the middle of the desert, being hunted by people who would happily ghost you and send you off to a permanent vacation at the Pearly Gates...don't give a angry teenage girl a ray gun. Unless she's on your team.
At no time should you ever let a crazy, smoking hot redhead by the name of Party Poison drive, because you will regret it later...and so will the rest of the Killjoys...when you barf on the floor of their car.
If you can, avoid eating Power Pup because that is some of the nastiest food ever known to man or animal. Just don't eat it.
Always remember to hit the safety switch on your zapper when you aren't using it, otherwise you may accidentally shoot your own foot off.
When you're in the shower remember to keep your underwear on because at any moment it might become a spontaneous group shower that you'll never see coming.
Just because they're a robot doesn't mean someone can't hope, feel and aspire.
The desert is freaking freezing at night, bring a jacket.
The easiest way to annoy one of the most dangerous people in the world and Chief
Exterminator of S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W is to call him Korsiepie. Because if he didn't want to ghost you before then he certainly will now.
And last but not least, the most important piece of advice I can give you.
Don't take the pills.
Characters

Electric Revenge
Electric Revenge has no memories of her life before waking up in the year 2019. Before long she's known throughout the zones and Battery City as goofy but dangerous, talkative but thoughtful and her unshakable grudge against all draculoids after one of them cheated when she called time out and last but not least her occasional overuse of swearwords.

Fun Ghoul
Legendary in the zones for his womanizing ways and equally well known for his immature and aloof behavior Fun Ghoul is never taken seriously even though he is one of the most understanding people you could ever meet.

Girl
Girl or occasionally called Bluejay by the group is the zone wide little sister of all Killjoys. Despite the serious situations Girl always manages to put a smile on the Killjoys faces when they're down. Within seconds of meeting Electric Revenge, Girl thinks of her as a big sister.

Jet Star
Keeps to himself and doesn't speak much. That's what everyone says about Jet Star but when he talks everything he says is the truth. Probably the wisest member of the group Jet is always giving everyone advice and is the voice of reason.

Kobra Kid
Known his anger issues paired with karate skills Kobra Kid is the little brother of the group, literally and he hates being only known as 'Party Poison's little brother.' But in reality everyone looks up to him and he is the soul of the Killjoys, holding everyone together.

Party Poison
Slightly crazy, paranoid, ruthless and a bit of a charmer Party Poison is leader of The Fabulous Killjoys. But no matter what people think everything he does is to keep the ones he cares for safe.
Chapters
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Chapter 1: Look Alive, Sunshine
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Chapter 2: Hit The Red Line
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Chapter 3: Destroya
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Chapter 4: The Future Is Bulletproof
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Chapter 5: The Aftermath Is Secondary
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Chapter 6: Until My Heart Explodes
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Chapter 7: The Lights You Make
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Chapter 8: This Ain't a Party
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Chapter 9: Anytime You Want
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Chapter 10: I Got A Bulletproof Heart
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Chapter 11: You'll Be My Detonator
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Chapter 12: To Every Enemy
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Chapter 13: Anytime You Want
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Chapter 14: All The Way In Battery City
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Chapter 15: Face All The Pain And Take It On
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Chapter 16: You're The One That's Right For Me
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Chapter 17: Kiss Me You Animal
omg I started reading this on wattpad before it was taken down. i'm so glad you posted it on here :)
7/26/14