Dirty Doesn't Even Begin to Cover My Secrets
Summary
Frank Iero is no longer Frank Iero. Literally, his dad watched a mob hit and now they all have to change their names and move across the US. And it sucks. BIG TIME. He has to go to St. Mary's Highschool, where he meets a collection of friends, an eye-raper, and some asshole by the name of Gerard Way - who turns out to be exactly what he pretends to be.
People start disappearing mysteriously when these new Way kids arrive, plus - Frank has a new favorite person item of hatred. Gerard Way. Who also subsequently wants his dick. In his mouth. Or the other way around. And Frank would be okay with that if he knew where Gerard had been and no one knows that. So no putting out for Gee.
A/N: So... There are a few things about this fic.
1. IT HAS SEX EVENTUALLY SO KEEP YOUR UNDERWEAR ON AND STOP JUDGING FAN FICTION BASED ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE SEX BUT THIS ONE TOTALLY DOES SO READ IT OR DON'T READ, IT'S YOUR CHOICE AND I LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY.
2. It's in a vampire dom/fertile universe but Frank is a human and the vampires don't rule the world. Yet. PLOT TWIST, GASP!
3. I had a bet with one of my few friends who read gay fan fiction and she bets I can't write a story with more than 40 chapters and update at least once a week. You know what Azure? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BITCH. [UPDATE!] So I lost the bet... >:( But whatever, I'm never going to stop writing.
4. There's a lot of swearing, pinning, sexual jokes (tension, harassment, situations, and pretty much anything sexual you can think of aka SODOMY, OMG IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, TURN OFF THE COMPUTER NOW AND ERASE YOUR HISTORY, DIRTY CHILD), lies, fake catholic school systems, under-researched areas, and lots of made up stuff.
I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS EXCEPT THE ONES THAT I DO OWN. I'M STILL WORKING OUT HOW I'M GOING TO GET THEM IN MY POSSESSION.
Enjoy, you Frerard Butt Children.
-Syra, your friendly neighborhood rapist.
p.s. - I kid. Mostly.
People start disappearing mysteriously when these new Way kids arrive, plus - Frank has a new favorite person item of hatred. Gerard Way. Who also subsequently wants his dick. In his mouth. Or the other way around. And Frank would be okay with that if he knew where Gerard had been and no one knows that. So no putting out for Gee.
A/N: So... There are a few things about this fic.
1. IT HAS SEX EVENTUALLY SO KEEP YOUR UNDERWEAR ON AND STOP JUDGING FAN FICTION BASED ON WHETHER OR NOT THEY HAVE SEX BUT THIS ONE TOTALLY DOES SO READ IT OR DON'T READ, IT'S YOUR CHOICE AND I LIVE IN A FREE COUNTRY.
2. It's in a vampire dom/fertile universe but Frank is a human and the vampires don't rule the world. Yet. PLOT TWIST, GASP!
3. I had a bet with one of my few friends who read gay fan fiction and she bets I can't write a story with more than 40 chapters and update at least once a week. You know what Azure? CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, BITCH. [UPDATE!] So I lost the bet... >:( But whatever, I'm never going to stop writing.
4. There's a lot of swearing, pinning, sexual jokes (tension, harassment, situations, and pretty much anything sexual you can think of aka SODOMY, OMG IF YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS, TURN OFF THE COMPUTER NOW AND ERASE YOUR HISTORY, DIRTY CHILD), lies, fake catholic school systems, under-researched areas, and lots of made up stuff.
I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTERS EXCEPT THE ONES THAT I DO OWN. I'M STILL WORKING OUT HOW I'M GOING TO GET THEM IN MY POSSESSION.
Enjoy, you Frerard Butt Children.
-Syra, your friendly neighborhood rapist.
p.s. - I kid. Mostly.
I love this! Please come back. X
7/28/14