It was a late night. Ray had just finished bro-ing out with Mikey and was asleep on the floor of Mikey's room rolled up in a burrito of blankets, Mikey away in a slumber on his own bed. It was then, as the rare blue moon shone through the window, slightly frosted with the cold weather of winter outside, and onto Ray's head, that the stars aligned in just the right point, and his beautiful afro sprang to life. The curly hairs became sentient and formed into eyes, a nose, and a mouth, more hairs winding down and to the sides to form arms and legs. The fro's eyes opened up to see another being in front of him, another creature formed by the blue moon shining in on just the right point as the stars came into place and aligned to create a starry unicorn with Mikey's beautiful nerd hair and glasses.

It's horn was a shining red, body pulsating with power as it's pokerface stood out strong even in this celestial form, the fro watching with utter awe as it's body shone with an otherworldly light. It's mane was as black as night, each joint (ehe) of it's body marked out with a star, like a drawing of a constellation. It was like staring into the night sky when looking at the unicorn, except this unicorn wasn't black like it's mane, it was indeed an almost transparent baby blue. But the Fro knew that staring at this miracle of creation for too long would definitely blind him, so he quickly looked away to save his hairy eyes.

The unicorn, which the Fro will call Michael for now (because of it's 'other form' (as it seemed)), scraped it's front hoof slightly against the hardwood floor of Mikey's room like a bull ready to charge. And with a heavy breath out of his nose, creating a cloud of carbon dioxide to form in the air as it's muscles rippled under the starry coat of constellation skin, the Fro not even knowing if what he was seeing before him was really legit. Probably not, because it was then that Michael wiggled his rear and then leaped out of the window, passing through it like it was nothing at all. Like a spirit. Like a ghost. The Fro was envious of that fucking unicorn as he watched it leap happily away into the horizon, even though it still had it's legendary pokerface on, and he decided to take his own swan dive out of the window. He stepped back, scraping the floor with his foot like Michael did, and started running and took a wild leap out of the window.

He swore to Geesus he heard someone screeching "WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN" as he passed right through the window andddd- started falling. Nice joke there, mister.

His mouth had no vocal cords, the hair not being strong enough to handle becoming a vocal cord, so his scream of terror was absolutely silent as he saw the pavement growing closer and closer to him, to which he shut his eyes and braced himself for the impact.

But before he knew it, and much to his surprise, he felt himself landing on a soft squishy thing. The Fro opened his eyes to see himself covered in... frosting? He shook his little bouncy head and saw himself in the arms of a treat that he knew Ray loved so much. Which made his hairs making up his cheeks go pink. It was Cupcake.

Cupcake smiled at him, his shining pastry eyes staring back at the Fro with want. The Fro blinked back, not knowing what to do in this situation.

"Let's go, honey." Cupcake said, and the Fro didn't know what came over him as he eagerly nodded, and the Cupcake whisked him away.

~~~

The Fro had returned home feeling very high and had an unusual bump in his stomach-area from the Cupcake, and he was pretty sure he was pregnant somehow. He jumped up through the window as the words from Cupcake earlier as he fucked the Fro so hard in his holy ass with a giant leather dildo echoed through his mind.

"Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But here's my number
So call me maybe!"

Before Cupcake messily scribbled his number special sauce on the Fro's arm.

The Fro felt very happy with himself however, as he passed through the window and settled back on Ray's bald head, he looked up to see Michael the unicorn seemingly being sucked back into Mikey, Mikey glowing with an otherworldly light as they did so. The Fro smiled at this sight and closed his hair eyes.

~~~

The next morning Ray woke up to his hair feeling very big and puffy, Mikey not in his bed, and Ray could here the clattering of plates from outside so he thought Mikey was just having some breakfast. Ray scratched at his head as he went downstairs to have some food as well, but stepped back slightly as he swore he saw Mikey glowing, shining even, and he was pretty sure Mikey wasn't pregnant. Of course he wasn't, he was a damn guy! But it was an odd sight to see, and it seemed that Mikey had noticed something weird about Ray as he stared right back at the other.

"Ray, you're afro is HUGE!"

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