Crack fics, Conspiracies, and Trash, oh my!

Once the door had shut behind the two after they made sure that they would not be interrupted by the rather disturbing sounds of Gerard and Frank having le kinky buttsecks and that they were indeed alone in the house, Mikey pushed Pete against the wall and almost moaned in pure heavenly pleasure as their lips met for what seemed like the thousandth time. But to the blond haired boy, it will always seem like their first. Their best. Their only. They kissed each other each and every time like it was their last, but somehow never got tired of it.

Pete kissed Mikey back with the same ferocity, letting out a groan as his strong fingers from playing bass snaked around the other boy (i just threw up a lil in my mouth) down to the hem of his black band tee, playing with it softly to give Mikey the crucial hint that there was something very wrong with this situation, and that was there was a bit a clothing between the two of them. Mikey smiled against the kiss, knowing exactly what the emo shit wanted, but instead going for an entirely different approach. His bony fingers slithered downwards to Pete's crotch and tugged at the belt, smiling against the kiss as he himself gave out a hint that he knew Pete would instantly pick up on. And of course, he was right, as Pete let out a groan that sounded something like a yes and Mikey smiled even wider. He got the green light, and he was ready to put the pedal to the medal as Mikey carefully undid the belt buckle and slowly started to slip off Pete's studded black belt, being as much of a fucking tease as he could possibly be.

"PETE! I LOVE YOU!" Patrick nearly screamed, flailing his arms around. Pete and Mikey looked at each other, similar expressions of confuzzlement written on their faces, until Pete's turned into real confusion as Mikey's turned into one of mischief. Mikey let go of Pete and flipped him the double bird."It was a dare!" He said, continuing to flip off his friend as he started to sing Single Ladies by Beyonce and doing the dance as well right out of the room. Before Pete could fully comprehend what the hell was happening, Patrick soon took Mikey's place and started making out with him hard, Pete surprisingly started to like it, especially with Mikey's weird departure. And that makeout session continued until they made their way to the bed, and them proceeded to have le kinky buttsecks.


little did they know, ray and mikey were up to something as well....


what where they doing?!

will we ever find out?!?!!??!?@$?%#^$&%8















NEXT TIME ON SURVIVOR

Notes

so my friend @Atomic Moth was reading a petekey fic right up until mikey undid pete's belt and then i was like how about i turn this into a serious weird crack fic that's really shit but oh well

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