Crack fics, Conspiracies, and Trash, oh my!

Once upon a time, in a distant galaxy called Belleville, New Jersey, there was a boy named Gerard, aka Gee. Gerard was... different than the other boys. Yes, there was his younger sibling Mikey, who was secretly a unicorn, but he didn't really count because a unicorn isn't male or female, but instead sparkly, an entirely different gender. All the other guys would attempt to fight someone who insulted them, while Gee would just make a sarcastic remark and walk away. On one special occasion, Gee was walking down a dark alleyway(because thats always a great idea), when he saw a jock and his friends beating the crap out of a short, punk guy who looked around his age. "WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" Gee screamed at the jocks, who in return flipped him off and ran away. "Is this guy dead?" he thought, as he walked over to the body of the guy who was being beat up. Suddenly, the guy stood up, looking as if nothing had happened. "Are you sick?" The punk person asked. "Um... no. Why?" Gee replied. "You look like you're going to throw up, seeing as how pale you are." "Well, i've been called worse by better." Gee retorted, and as he was about to walk away, he heard a faint whispering: "Perfect." And with that, there was a puff of glittery smoke, and when Gerard could see again, he was standing in front of the punk in a large, bright room. "I'm Frank Iero." The punk guy said. "You've been chosen, Gerard." "What for?" Gee asked. "To be the new sass queen, of corse. What else?" Frank replied, smirking. "Is that what you were doing in that alleyway? Saying rude things to get someone to say something incredibly sassy?" Gee questioned. "Precisely. Here are your boas of royalty." Frank answered, whilst handing Gee ten giant, boas. "Don these boas, and you will become the new sass queen." Frank said as Gerard put the boas on. "The best part is: you're the first sass queen, and with that, you're also the first sass queen to be lemon scented!" Frank exclaimed. "YAY!!!" They both screamed. To this day, Gerard has been the sass queen, and nothing will ever change that. Or will something happen that WILL change that?!/1/2?!/1/1/#$%67890





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