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Mikey.

The smol nerd in the background.

The cute guy with glasses and perfect hair.

Maybe he isn't what we think he is.

What we think he is, is an adorable nerd who likes comics, has a rad bro, and plays bass.

But what if I said, he was actually a unicorn?

When he got his surgery to fix his eyes, he also got one to remove his invisible horn as well. That's why his perfect hair went to shit like 12 years later. The magic from his horn slowly went away.

And he doesn't talk much because he might neigh.

Gets you thinking.

Could Mikey actually be a unicorn?

Tune in next time...

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