credit of photo<--left shark

previously on theres no shine in my sun, Mikey now has millions of unicorns in franks room and Gerard is as high as a banana. Long story short frank gets bit by a cat unicorn thingy.

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“Mikey take you and your brother home!"I sigh as I rub the spot were I was bitten.
“and take your damn unicorns!" He groans but is soon lifted up by the mutations and flown out the window.
"YOUR BROTHER YOU DWEEB!" I yell as they get farther.
Fuck.
Im getting used to this kinda shit.
Yesterday it was tiny Santa clauses trying to fit Mikey into a tiny white van.
Hmm now that I think about it Christmas is coming up, what should I get the brothers?
I was gonna give Mikey a unicorn toy but I'm guessing he doesn't want a toy anymore.
What about Gerard?
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Weeks later()()()()()(
ow Ow OW! I practically yell as I get my shot.
stupid unicorn had rabbies.
“now you stay away from those rats!" The nurse says walking out of the office.
I get a call so I pull out and answer “hello wh-" “Dude Gerard is in the hospital he needs a heart transplant!"
I run out of the urgent care ignoring everybody“what hospital?!" “west valley. hurry."

Notes

Im running out of ideas for funny stuff so im gonna get a bit more serious here, but dont worry I wont make this sad and depressing.
Ok love you all °-° Mikey poker faces to everyone!