There's no shine in my sun.

"Oh my gahhhaaahhhaaahhaaad Frankie can I do that again??" He yells prancing around like a little girl. "No." He immediately stops and gives me one look before slowly falling backward with his closed. Man does that thing lessen his gravity?
"Whatever." I say as I pick him up and carry him to the couch.
"Mikey wered you go?" I yell.
Theres a broef moment of silence before i hear neighing and meowing.
What the actual fuh?
I go up stairs and get closer to my room. I can hear shushing and more meowing.
"Mikey what are you-" i open the door wide and there is like an army of the unicorns. All neighing and meowing.
"Oh umm i had a little leftover of gerards mixy thingy....?"
"A LITTLE?? These unicorns are enough to cover my bed and...and... theres no room anywere theyre all just squeezed in everywhere!!" he smiles cheekily "there's still enough room for me to have standing space so... They don't take up everything." I grunt and try walking over to him stepping on a few unicorn in the process until I see a unicorn that looks like flippin kitty with a party hat on! "Aww you swo cyute!" I grab it and snuggle it into my face. "Unicorn says meow biotch!" It yells and I scream as its holding its grip on my cheek with it fuhing jaw!
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Notes

Ok this was short and sucked so ya.
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