Gerard Is From Venus
Summary
Mostly crack, vomit and boys in love. You know the drill.
Chapters
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So long and Goodnight (Thanks For All the Fish)
Frank doesn’t like aliens. They are slimy and smell bad and always push in front of him in the queue at the cinema.
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Venturing Into the Enemy's Bosom
Frank is not going to go. No one on earth- or on any other planet- can make him. He will die before they win.
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Another Girl, Another Planet
To Frank’s surprise, and slight disappointment, none of them maim themselves trying to come see him for a long time.
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As the Years Fly By (In Tiny Metal Capsules)
“Frank, Frank, Frank, Frank!” Gerard is chanting, like Frank’s name is a spell to ward of death. Frank wishes his name were a spell to ward off aliens.
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Cooties
They came from way up in outer space, she's hard to miss and so they landed on her face
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4/20/14