Have you ever had “One of those days”? You know, the one where you are like “Good lord, what in the fuck am I doing. Fuck my life.” And you can almost swear that God either made you to purely laugh at the failure of a human that you know you are, or your entire existence is a big face palm.

This is MINE. MY PLOT MOTHERFUCKERS.

(:

1. One shots are the best!

   Because there is no emotional attachment.