Star-crossed lovers. - Comments, page 5

@Stitches
im tired as fuck and I really need to udate S&V

@Search and destroy
I'm watching Jackass 2 again. What a comparison.

@Stitches
I watched an elephant paint himself it was so cute

@Search and destroy
Isn't it? Blood and guts and shit flying everywhere!

@Search and destroy
But it's hard not to laugh when the teacher is right by you

@Stitches
Beautiful

My phone went off too. Good thing my teacher doesn't give a flying rat's ass what we do as long as we do our work. He's awesome.
Now picture flying rat asses.

@Blood Splatter-Killjoy
Smooth man B)

I've had that happen, I just look around like nothing happened

@Search and destroy
Ooh. I'll make a mental note to avoid rice.

@HomophobiaIsGay
Like aboout a strong eight

@Search and destroy
@Stitches
I see. Where would you put death by rice on a pain scale of 'Paper cut' to ' MCR Breakup'?

@HomophobiaIsGay
Death by rice is very unpleasant. Death itself; pretty nice, I would know. But death by rice just feels weird.

@HomophobiaIsGay
I have choked on rice before and it hurts like a bitch

@Search and destroy
Oh, right.
Anyway, sorry for nearly killing you. I don't imagine death by rice being very pleasant.

@HomophobiaIsGay
Fried rice from last nice haha

@Search and destroy
Why the fuck are you just eating rice?
Or am I being really stupid in assuming that?
Screw it.

@HomophobiaIsGay
I literally almost choked on my rice when I read that omg

@Search and destroy
If you did that, I'd have no choice other than to murder your loved ones in their sleep, then gut them and replace their internal organs with cookies.

@HomophobiaIsGay
I'd probably make them then eat them all on the way over by you