Different Dimensions

Me, just thinking, when will I ever just sit down here in Wonderland and drink hot sunflowers made by Ray and without Narcissa sassing me around and Frank just sweeping their cottage garden and Hatter just watering the flowers and Mikey chilling alongside with me? Is five minutes of that too much to ask for?

Well, apparently, I guess yes.

We're now through the middle of the cells and Mirana's room through the secret brick, finding the Bandersnatch's teeth found by I don't remember who. It's probably risky because staying here might compact the walls crushing us all and face the very much of painful death. Cool to sound, but if you like thinking you're like Chewie, Han, Leia and Luke Skywalker in a garbage chute during 1977 in A New Hope, it is cooler. It's like, experiencing a semi Star Wars death.

"Maybe it's the one we've seen here." Frank thought. "Gerard dear, why don't you let Royal Awfulness speak for a while?"

Mirana is bound to her chair, still cursed with no use of magic and can't speak because she was saying too many annoying shit here and so I shut her up. And now the only thing I can hear is the muffled sayings of her again.

"Right. Go, Mikes. Reverse the curse." I said while still looking for the teeth.

Mikey waves his finger around and her mouth like totally looks like is freed from duct tape. She lets out a sigh of good relief.

"What I've been trying to tell you gay dickless shitty people is the Bandersnatch's teeth isn't here. When you took me away, I enchanted it to move somewhere safe. It is not here. You're going to have to trust me in order for this to work out." Mirana said, glaring at all of us.

"Sorry Mirana, but we'll have to be looking for it until we find it." Hatter said. I agree.

"If we don't leave by five minutes the wall is going to compact. And I know that because I made this room, I enchant this room, I practice magic with this room and I created the secret brick. You're going to have to trust me, please. For a second. We need to get out of here." Mirana begged. "I wouldn't be begging if I know I'm not going to die. But what choice do I have? I'm cursed, bound and apparently I'm levitated and following you dickless dipshit in order to kill my friends. And you're using me. So that means.. I'm secretly betraying them?"

"Correct." Ray smiled. Suddenly, we heard a huge screeching sound. Like a sound of a floor and a thing very close together and moving. Then we shook. "Shit, she is right. We need to leave."

"I guess we really do have to trust her, then?" Hatter said, pulling Mikey. I pull Mirana as Narcissa, Ray and Frank follows to get out and manage to stay alive. We pass through the walls and we see the walls slowly compacting. It didn't make a sound, though.

We're in Mirana's room. It's full of white, and blue, potion cups and books, and a lot more.. Mirana-ish things. Now the only thing why we passed through that thing is that one, Bandersnatch's teeth, two, the cells are enchanted.

"Good. We escaped death." Frank smiled.

"Very good, indeed." Narcissa replied.

"Now let's get the fuck outta here." Mikey said. extending his arm and making a circle, creating a down portal and falling through it.

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We all fall in front of Flowerdoor, which is good, then Flowerdoor's eyes and mouth pop out. His expression is totally shocked seeing all of us look so dirty-- and his master outside.

"Master." Flowerdoor's voice is still deep which I apparently like because he sounds like Hector from Gumball. "I'm sorry, but you'll have to say the code."

"02041873956." Frank enumerated every number, to make it sound clearer. And better.

"Welcome back, Mr. Iero and Toro." Flowerdoor opens up.

"Y'know what Iero? I like 'ya talking door." Mirana started having that stupid accent. Like, I can't distinguish it but it's stupid because one, Mirana does it. Two, I don't know. But I will soon have an answer.

We all go inside the cottage garden as I collapse at the very moment I see the inside. I need a rest. Pepperoni pizzas. Salad. Grilled cheese. Listen to David Bowie. Uh... get out of Wonderland. That's all.

"Home sweet home, huh?" Frank giggles a bit. He helps me up as he playfully messed up my hair. "Let's get you to shower."

He levitates me up, dropping me in the tub and opening the fresh, cold water. God, baths really are that good. After maybe almost getting killed 2345567890 times, I want a decent shower and a decent sleep with no worries to wake up with. Definitely, yes, too much to ask for.

"Frankie, can you stay here?" I said, my voice raspier than ever.

"Why?" He asks, turning back.

"Join me in my bath." I smirked playfully at him. He smiled swetly as he walks back calmly but I pull his leg, making his whole body stumble in the tub and all him being wet. "Aw, Frank. You're wet now; no turning back!"

"Gerard!" He playfully screamed. He splashed water at me as I splashed back at him too. We were playing like kids. He still had his clothes on. Until I dove in-- a hair's widthe close to each other, and I kissed him.

We were making out-- again. In the bathroom, while taking his clothes off.

"Mmm.. Frank.." I mumbled as I kiss him harder. I reached to his pants which I unbuckled and threw away, which was hard, because it was heavy considering the wieight of all the water absorbed by the fabric. "You know your lips are so good?"

"Absolutely yes." He smiled as he interchanged the position, my back hitting and sliding from the tub gently. "Something's better than my lips, you know."

And so I am not allowed to detail that. Privacy, peeps.

Notes

Cliffhangers! Ahahahaha, I so love doing those. I was supposed to detail it but since I am a sadistic asshole I'd like to see the pained expression of your faces of me not elaborating the details of the smut :) enjoy!