My Questionable Romance

"Well, I am the Flash and here is the vigilante black pantied, dark, depressing-"

"If you don't shut your pie hole I'll run you over with the Batmobile, and make it look like a bloody accident." The Batman Guy hissed, seemingly quite serious about his threat.

The Flash rubbed his neck from where the Batman-man had grabbed him in his rage. The Flash cleared his throat and began speaking again.

"Anywho, this is the one and only friendly Batman. And you, kid, are in Gotham City." The Flash stated unenthusiastically.

"Wait hold up for one second, you are the real Flash and the real Batman? I'm in the actual Gotham City. What the fuck is going on? Am I dreaming,? In a coma? Have I gone completely insane, I know Frank used to joke around and say my obsession with comic books was insane but-" I rambled.

"Woah now hold up there buddy," the Batman intervened "you are acting a little insane right now, talking to yourself and all."

"Um, Batman?" A small voice piped up from behind me, causing me to jump.

"Holy shit!" I screeched.

"Jesus Christ watch your language, can't you see there's a nine year old here?" the Batman scolded.

"I can now." I mumbled. Then I noticed something, the little boy was wearing a red skintight costume, a black Zorro mask, a green cape and yellow boots. Wait... could it be? Of course it was Gerard, you're surrounded by superheroes and you're in Gotham... somehow.

"Batman," the boy-who I assumed was Robin spoke up again, "I-I think I saw the S-Sh-Shadow lurking a few streets over." His voice wavered.

A rustling noise came from the entrance to the alleyway that I had just exited. I dark figure emerged, although his stature wasn't that impressive, his presence alone was eerie enough to make up for it. He came closer, each step deliberate. Once he was close enough to see his face-or what could be seen of it from under his mask, he grinned at us.

"Why hello there." He said, his voice deep, alluring- and more alarmingly- awfully farmiliar

Notes

Hey guys! Sorry it took me so long to update. School started and I had a shit-ton of homework and projects to do. Now that the amount of homework is easing off, I'll be able to update on a regular basis. I know this chapter is shitty, I promise they will get better (and hopefully longer) soon. The comments are appreciated.

xoxo,

Literally Satan