There's no shine in my sun.

After that mikey finally noticed gerards skin looking dead and almost had a heart attack.


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After about a week of going out and constantly getting coffee and almost murdering monkey Bob for sitting around doing nothing after he refused to go back in the closet I finally asked Gerard out.
The bad part was his brother drugged him.
"Gerard will you be my boyfriend?" I asked.
He emidiatly shot up "your not my mother dont tell me to do things!!!" He yelled then fell into a fit of giggles ?"oh my gahd Mikey I know his experiments are fun to fuck with but you can't keep drugging him! Which one did you use this time?" I say aggitated. "I used the purple-pink sparkley one! I also put some of the rainbow colored one on my stuffed unicorn!" He showed me his unicorn toy. I poked it and it YELPED "hey don't fucking poke me you masturbating teenager!" It practically yelled. "What the fuck!?" I screamed and fell off the couch. "Yeah I don't know why it acts like that but it's cute" he kissed its head and smiled pulling it into a tight hug "oh hail no girl! Dont hug me with your sweaty ass armpits ya pussy!" It yelled "aaw you so cyute Frankie did you hear it? It saaa cyute!" He snuggled into it and it let out a few more profanities so i stepped away and poked the now sleeping gerard "gee? Can we go on a date?" I asked with my face hovering over his. His head shot up and hit me in the nose causing it to bleed. "Oh my god frank is asking mwa out??? This must be a dream! I can fly! Frank carry me to neverland. Weres monkey??!?! We can go to space and live in a spaceship made entirely of funyuns!" Hmm were was bob?
"Owww that hurt gee." I said rubbing my still-bleeding nose. He jupmed out the window, luckly we were on the first floor. I followed him outside as soon as i realised he was on the roof i screamed "gerard what are you doing??" I asked "im gonna fly to outerspace and eat the ship made of funyuns!" I sighed out "GERARD YOU ARE TRIIPING BALLS! None of these things you say are real." He let out a groan. "Stop chewing on my ass IERO!" Then he jumped.
He fucking jumped!.
He was up fuhcking high. Wait was he really flying?????
Nope. I take that question back he fell straight on me.
He wighed less than a waffle.
"We made it! Now to find the ship!" He called out.
This is going to be a long day.

Notes

Hi. I tried getting a life outside of school and fanfiction. I literally almost died.
I thought itd be funny if i coppied something off one of the fics.
(Today was my last day bf going back to school) my freind called me over to come to her house so i told her i would skate board there. I dont exactly remember what they said in the fic but i think she was close eonough. She asked "cool you can skateboard?" So i replied "no" and hung up.
I really cant skateboard. I almost got hit by a car TWICE! smashed into a wall. I tripped and fuvked up my teeth and nose, and chin pretty much my ENTIRE fuhking face was bloody and bruised! And when i tried to take a shortcut i fell in a bush of ROSES with the spikey things!
So thats the last time i try to copy something from a fic to try and make things cute & funny. Ugh things are better in fiction. Someone help. I have a black eye and I'm a vampire burning in the heat of Arizona USA. This state BLOWS! It's always hot and sunny so I'm always cooped up in my room in the dark with the shades closed and my lights off. It was like that all summer, besides the few times it rained. Like twice? Idk.
Ittssss tooo briiighhht.

Moral of this authors note: dont copy things off of fanfiction.