I hope my dating catastrophes with girls will stop when I start dating guys -by Fall Out Boy

As soon as they were far enough from the music room, Pete pulled himself free.
'what's all this about now?!'
Patrick gave a long-suffering sigh and put on his adult face. (For gods sake he's in the year below Pete.) Andy muttered something about overdue homework and left them in the corridor.
'after the last, what, twenty times, and you still do this. Pete you're a hopeless case'
'eighteen. And they were girls. Maybe its because I'm really gay' Patrick snorted 'I just want to see, Patrick, I didnt even get his name'
'wheres the rush? by this time tomorrow youll have his mums maiden name and date of birth. But you have to stop falling in love because I'm always the one who picks you up again and its harder than you think'
'I'm the one who falls, remember?' countered Pete, firmly 'I'm the one who falls and It hurts falling but I fall again anyway. We wrote that song, remember? we wrote how many songs where I swear to never love again but every time I cant help it. Tell him Brendon' He grabbed the passing boy and ynked him into the conversation 'tell him I cant help falling in love'
Brendon stared at both of them before observing 'Love is not a choice' and running down the corridor to do something stupid with his friends before the next lesson.
'Brendon Urie doesnt give good advice, Pete, you know that'
'But Pat-rick…'
'anyway, I bet you my Bowie collection your bassist crush has an over-protective big brother'
'Then I'll make the brother love me. Need to be on good terms with the family anyway'
Patrick sighed louder than the kids collecting books 'He never said you would meet his family. He's not even your boyfriend'
'Yet' grinned Pete, and rummaged through his locker for spanish books

Notes

If either Pete Wentz or Patrick Stump is reading this:
a) never read fanfiction featuring yourself or closefriends
b) is the characterisation of your relationship okay? I like concrit
c)sorry for being creepy (but not because me-weirdness=stranger)