Love-nap

The man soon returns, clumsily falling down the stairs and cursing them, I try not to laugh.
He doesn't seem like a criminal to me, he seems like he doesn't have a clue what he's doing.
"F-frank" he stutters,
"Yep?"
He pulls off my blindfold, I see a boy in a balaclava standing over me. He then unties me so I am free.
"So err.. who are you, and where is this exactly going?" I ask,
He dodges my questions and just plainly answers, "I kidnapped you."
"Yeh but why..."
He pulls off his balaclava to reveal his beautiful blushing face, "Because.."
"Because?"
"BECAUSE, OKAY FRANK?!! BECAUSE!!"
"So you're the kidnapper Gerard.."
"Yep."
I sigh and pull my knees up to my chest and wrap my arms around them.
"I'm tired now." I moan.
"Me too." Gerard says, "I'll sleep here with you, you know just so we...YOU.. you can't escape.."
"Okay then." I sigh. Gerard lays next to me and puts his arm around me, "hey what are you doing??!!" I ask alarmed.
"I.. I'm making sure you don't escape.."
"Okay, but.." I take his arm off me, "I don't think I will, when you're here keeping you're eye on me"
"I'M THE KIDNAPPER I MAKE THE RULES HERE!!" Gerard says putting his arm back around me and burying his head in my neck. "There, now you definitely can't escape" he says into my ear, then starts breathing me in, I am starting to think he likes *keeping his eye on me* I think he's smiling..
I soon hear Gerard snoring in my ear like a little pig, stopping me from sleeping, so I lay awake all night with Gerard awkwardly squeezing me to death like I'm his favourite teddy bear or something.. Goodness what's his deal?

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