Shoot Me and I'll Give You A Nickel

From the moment I've woken up to the duration of getting into a previously stolen taxi cab, I feel like I can't breathe
Let's get one thing straight, I can breathe, I'm not having a panic attack and this dress isn't squishing me to death, I'm just nervous. But I think that's okay, I am in my way to my first bank robbery.
"Angel? Are you okay?" Gerard inquired
"Yeah, just nervous"
"Nervous about what?"
"I don't know, I'm just nervous" I say slumping into my chair
"It's alright to get some butterflies on your first bank robbery"
I cocked my head at him, looking at the mask that covered his stupid, completely psychotic but pretty face. His mask made him look like a fucking clown, with little green tuffs on the top of his head and a bright red nose
"Hey Gerard?"
"Yes, Angel?"
"Why is your mask a fucking clown!?"
"Why is yours a bunch of bandages?"
I lightly put my hand on my mask, very close to my eyeball
"You forced me to wear this, along with this fucking wedding dress" I hissed
"Angel, do not diss the dress, I spent good money on that dress" Gerard smirked
"Speaking of this dress?" I angrily asked "How the hell did you know my dress size?"
"Pardon?"
"How did you find my measurements, Gerard, there is no way you guessed and got a perfect fit, unless you've done my measurements or got somebody else to do it"
Gerard giggled as he tapped his fingers on the wheel
"I'll answer those questions if you ace your final test"
I groaned but excepted that answer as I pulled a gun from the glove holder and inspected it.
"We're here Angel"
I glanced out the window to see the First Hemington Bank, practically sparkling from the richness.
"Well shoot, I think you should kill four people when we start taking the money"
My jaw set and he pulled his Winchester rifle out, he wiped his mouth and pointed at the building
"Ready to go, A?"
"A?"
"My new nickname for you, do you like it?"
"Yeah, I kinda do, G"
"G?" He laughed
"My new nickname for you" I teased
"You're cute, but let's go rob a bank"
I smiled before opening the door and pushing my way into the bank.

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