Well This Sure Ain't Funny

"Why don't you have any pets? I love dogs... I think you should get a dog." I said, almost falling off the table... not a great idea to lie on the edge of the table but I'm a rebel like that.
"Because you like them? Yeah let me think... no." Gerard said smiling to himself.
"Rude." I commented, while getting to sitting position. "Whatcha doin'?" I asked walking next to him.

"Food."

"Yeah I can see that, but I meant what kind of food..." I whined, he could be frustrating if he wanted to.
"I know, you're just so cute when you get annoyed." Gerard smiled to himself and I could feel the heat on my cheeks. "But honestly can't you fucking tell, bacon and eggs..."

"Well my nose hasn't been working well after I died and i couldn't see your food from there." I pointed nowhere particularly.

"Really? You can't smell?" Gerard asked turning straight to me.

"Or taste." I added jokingly but I knew Gerard didn't take this as lightly as I.

"That's fucking terrible." Gerard stared right through me.
"Well I'm dead, it's not like I need them anymore." I shrugged it off and went back to the table.

"But still..." Gerard whined, looking at me with the most desperate face I've ever seen.
"Don't worry about it." I smiled weakly to him.

"I've been using all that deodorant and you can't even smell." Gerard said sounding serious but I hope to God he's joking.

"Please Gerard, that's nasty." Gerard started laughing and I couldn't help but laugh too, to his cute laugh.

"That's why I said it." Gerard breathed out rubbing my hair, and smiling... he's just so fucking cute and I'm fucking blushing again.

"Your eggs are burning." I smiled staring at the black smoke rising up.

"Oh shit."

Notes

I'M SO SORRY FOR NOT UPLOADING!!!! and I made this in a hurry too... but I've been sick (and I still am) and wasn't even able to watch cat videos on youtube, so that's how sick I was and it was terrible, never again outside without a scarf.