Gerard Way Fell In Love With Me

Kat's P.O.V

I wake up to a text message. I look at the screen to see it's Gerard. I smile as I open the message.
I'm bored. Gxoxo
I laugh then text back.
I was asleep. Till you woke me. Kxxx
Sorry. Breakfast to make up for it? Gxoxo
So what am I? Your boredom buster? Kxxx
Yep. So? Breakfast? Gxoxo
Cheeky sod. Give me a good reason why I should after that. Kxxx
Cos you can't resist me? Gxoxo
I laugh.
Strike one. Kxxx
Cos you love my company? Gxoxo
Strike two. Kxxx
Cos if you don't I might get abducted by aliens? Gxoxo
I'm laughing so much my sides are hurting.
You ARE insane. Kxxx
So you'll come for breakfast? I'll make pancakes? Gxoxo
Sure you won't burn the bus out? Kxxx
Hey. Don't knock my cooking till you choke on it. Gxoxo
I shake my head.
You sure ET will give you time out to cook. Kxxx
Hang on and I'll ask. Gxoxo
He said as long as I don't burn the bus out. Have you been talking to him? Gxoxo
No. I think it was casper from your phones haunted house. Kxxx
Damn. I'll have to have a word with him later. He's grounded. Gxoxo
Aww. Poor Casper. Kxxx
Nah. He's been asking for it for a while. He snook out the other night to meet up with Patrick Swayze. Didn't come home till way past his bed time. Gxoxo
Pity. He was meant to be going to the theatre with me tonight. Kxxx
You'll have to get someone else to go with you instead. Gxoxo
I could ask Patrick. Seem as he got Casper grounded. He owes me. Kxxx
Can't. He went into the light. Gxoxo
Can't you let Casper come with me? Let him off for just one night? I'll buy you socks. Loads of em. Kxxx
As great as having extra socks sound, a punishment is a punishment. Can't go back on it. Gxoxo
Well if I can't go to the theatre, you'll have to make it up to me. So breakfast it is. Kxxx
Be here in half an hour or I'm giving yours to ET. Gxoxo
I'll be there in twenty. And if you dare feed my breakfast to ET, you'll regret it. Kxxx
Oh. What will you do? Gxoxo
Mention probing to ET. Aliens love that shit. Kxxx
Your mean. I don't like you no more. Gxoxo
That's okay by me. I'll keep the socks and apply for custody of Casper. Kxxx
Nooo. Okay. You win. I want my socks and I'd miss Casper. Gxoxo
Okay. I'll be there in twenty minutes with socks. Kxxx
Yay. SOCKS. Gxoxo
I laughed then put the phone down so I could get sorted.

Time Lapse>>>>>>>>>>

Eighteen minutes later.

I knock on the tour bus door. It swings open five minutes later to reveal a smiling Gerard.
"Come in." I walked in, shutting the door behind me. I sit down in the same place as last night, watching Gerard cook pancakes.
"Where's ET?" I ask, breaking the silence.
"He popped out for a few hours." Gerard said, straight faced. "Said something about looking for Paul."
"He better be careful with him. Nick and Simon won't want to part with him."
"I told him that." Gerard put the pancakes on two plates and put one infront of me with a knife and fork. "But all he said is he can handle those losers. Not a nice alien."
I take a bite of the pancakes as Gerard sits down across from me. "Not bad." I say looking back at him. He smiles. "You made them without burning the bus down. Wow. ET will be pleased."
Gerard grinned. "Confession." He mutters. "Casper possessed me to make them."
I grinned back at him. "I thought as much. They taste like the ones he made me the other day."
"He was supposed to be with Patrick that night." Gerard mocked anger.
"Damn. I've landed him in it now." I grab the bag I brought with me and passed it to him. "Maybe you'll take this bribe to go easy on him."
Gerard opened the bag and laughed. Inside was two pairs of spotty socks. "This'll work."
We both suddenly burst out laughing. "Shit." I say in between giggles. "I think you've made me insane too."
"Yeah." He says trying to calm himself and failing. "I was lonely."
We eventually calmed down and ate our breakfast.

Notes

So what do you think? They're nuts aren't they?xxx