Franky is a child. Franky is a boy. Franky likes boys. Franky meets a boy. He is a nice boy. He is a good-looking boy. His name is Gerard. Gerard is a cute boy. Franky likes Gerard. Franky friends Gerard. Gerard accepts. Franky and Gerard become friends. Frank and Gerard love spending time together. Franky doesn't think Gerard likes Franky more than friend. Franky wants more than friend. Frank confess love for Gerard. Gerard feel awkward. Then Gerard smile. Gerard be happy. Gerard say Gerard love Mikey- I mean Franky too. Gerard and Franky both be happy. Gerard and Fwanky get married. Gerard and Fwanky both love unicorns. Gerard and Franky both love doggies. Franky then one day cheat on Gerard with Gerard brother Mikey. Gerard feel sad. Gerard jump off cliff. Franky feel bad. Franky die too. Mikey be sad Franky dead. Mikey die too. The end.

Notes

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