I'm Just A Normal Teenager

I awoke to the sound of the doorbell ringing and begrudgingly crawled out of bed. I slowly shuffled down the stairs an to the front door. Whoever was outside had already rung the bell about 15 times and were still going. I unlocked the door and swung it open to try and startle whoever was there. It was Ray, but he had no hair. "What the fuck happened Ray?" I asked. "That Amy bitch happened." He answered through clenched teeth. "Who's Am...oh her." I said as I pulled him inside. "That's why I was talkin to you like that on the phone." He explained.

"Do you want to meet someone?" I asked already pulling him upstairs. "Sure. Who is it?" He asked. "Well promise me you won't flip out?" I asked, scared of what his reaction might be. "Yeah, I promise." He took my pinky in his and shook it. "I pinky swear." He said releasing our fingers. "Ok, well, Frank is my b-boyfriend." I stuttered hoping that he really wouldn't flip out.

He looked shocked at first but his eyes settled as soon as we walked into my room. I shook Frank awake and told him that I wanted him to meet someone. He hastily awoke and propped himself up on one elbow. He mumbled a few things like 'just let me sleep' and 'who the fuck could be over here now'. After his mumbling fest, he jumped to his feet and shook Ray's hand. "What happened to your hair?" Frank asked. "This crazy chick called Amy happened." Ray replied. "Do you know what her last name is?" Frank asked. "Something like I-ear-o." Ray spelled out. "Holy shit that's my sister." Frank said urgently. "What? You have a sister?" I exclaimed. "Yeah, I just don't like talking about her." He replied

Notes

Oooh Frankie has a sister!