I'm Just A Normal Teenager

"Hey don't call me grumble bum." I said a little annoyed. "You probably don't even understand it." He said looking at me weirdly. "I know what it means...I think." I said not even thinking about my answer. "Oh yeah, what does it mean?" he said sounding interested. "Diareahh, i dont know." I said a bit confused. (Soz didn't know how to spell the word where runny shit comes out your ass.) "Yes because grumble bum means shit." He said laughing at me. "Don't judge me!" I whined. "I'm not judging you, I'm judging you." He said making me confused. "Well, don't judge me too much." I said not knowing what to come back with.

We arrived home and literally ran inside and jumped on the couch. "What the fuck are you doing?" He asked grinning like an idiot. "Uh, sitting on the couch?" I asked confused. "Nah, you should be sitting here." He said patting his lap. I flopped into his lap and felt him grip my waist to stop me falling. I deliberately fell onto the ground to piss him off. "Hey! Why'd you move?" He asked surprised. "To piss you off, and I think it worked." I said smirking. "Yeah it sure did, now get back here." he said tugging at my hips. "No! NO!" I squealed while laughing in between Gerard tackling me onto the couch. "What's wrong Frankie, oh no, are you pissed off now?" He asked with an evil tone. "No I'm not, fuck off." I said slapping his hand and laughing like an idiot.

"You wanna watch a movie." Gee said. "Kay, which one?" I asked. "Uh, Rocky Horror Picture Show." he said. "Why?" I asked curiously. "Because it describes my life." Gee said laughing. I cracked up straight after him and grabbed my computer, ready to watch Gerard's life unravel before my eyes. "Are we watching it on Netflix?" He asked "Yeah, well we don't have it on DvD." I said. "We could rent it, it'll give us something to do." He explained. "Yeah, isn't there a video shop down the street?" I asked. "Yeah it's on Belleville drive." He said before he told me where to go. "You're coming with me aren't you?" I asked. "Yeah, I was just saying that to make you nervous." He said realizing that he made it sound like I was going by myself.

We grabbed our hoodies off the hanger and locked the door behind us. We walked down the street until we found the video store next to a mini market. As we walked inside, we were greeted by an employee that looked like he hated this job. "Hey, do you have The Rocky Horroe Show here?" I asked intertwining my fingers with Gee's. "Yeah, it should be in the adult movie section. Don't ask me why, it just is." He said annoyed. "Okay thanks." I said walking over to the adult movie section. "I'll tell you what we should do." I started. "What, please tell me it's not what I think it is." He said. "We should rent one of these movies and watch it while no one else is home." I said planning it in my head. "Ugh, fine, but just this once, I hate these things." He said looking disgusted.

We picked out a movie and went up to the counter. "Are you serious?" the cashier said glaring at us. "Shut your fucking mouth, I'd hate it if your boss found out that you're this rude to customers." I said gesturing to the back of the store. "Fine." he sighed. He put our movie through the buzzer thingy and said that the total cost was $2.50. "Seriously, only that much?" Gerard asked handing him the money in coins. "Yeah, now take your movie and fuck off." He said gesturing towards the door. "Go fuck yourself." Gerard spat.

We walked home and put the DvD into the player. "What does it say on the back?" Gee asked. "Um, 'This movie is sure to fill all of your pleasures and fantasies that you may have had or are currently experiencing.' Sounds fun." I joked. "Okay, hurry up and play it." He said rushing me. "Okay okay." I said pressing play on the movie.

Notes

There is gonna be smut it the next chapter, possibly in a shower. Oops don't want to spoil it too much. :D I am the master of fluff, i shall be writing more too. Till next time my killjoys (you are now my killjoys) :P