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The (Un)Merriest Time of Year

Summary

Gerard’s earphones had broken the other day, and he didn’t think he could survive the car trip. A life without working earphones, he decided, is no life at all. It was even worse when the depression of dead earphones was accompanied by his mother’s music taste and a seedy rendition of the saxophone solo in Careless Whisper.

Meet Gerard Way. 17, antisocial, and a self-confessed tumblr addict.
In other words, a family reunion during Christmas time is just about the worst thing that could possibly happen to him.
Except for maybe coming out of the closet while being chased by a dog of the larger kind around a playground in the middle of winter. But that's not gonna happen.
...Right?

Chapters

  1. The (Un)Merriest Time of Year

    Gerard’s earphones had broken the other day, and he didn’t think he could survive the car trip. A life without working earphones, he decided, is no life at all. It was even worse when the depression of dead earphones was accompanied by his mother’s music taste and a seedy rendition of the saxophone

Comments

That was descriptive to the the point of novelisation and the most hilarious story I have read in a long time! You're writing style is very clever, especially the way you weave in humour, without making it unrealistic. This is the best writing I have seen on this site, I am probably going to read it multiple times while knawing on my fist to stop the laughter that will earn me a grounding for not being asleep when I should be, so thank you! :D