
FWB
THE GREEN STICKY NOTE!
The party was fun. I was the only male there, but still fun. Plain ol' sleepover with the girls that treated me like I was a guy because I was the only feminine one at work. Sure, they were co-workers, but they still had fun. On Tuesday, I left at 6, showered at home, cleaned the sticky stuff off my carpet, tidied up the house, and went to work, got ignored by Gerard, and had a normal day with paperwork getting done, and came home and fell asleep. Thursday was like any other thursday. Thursdays were exactly like Wednesdays except Thursdays had more hope that the next day would be Friday.
Which is today.
I came to work. Clocked myself in, Jamia had enough integrity to get me a special coffee from Starbucks and I passed by Gerard like I didn't know him, like the past few days, but today was my favorite day.
"Hey." He said. I stopped and looked at him with a confused look.
"What is it, Mr.Way?" I asked.
"What flavor is that?" He gave a smile so small, it was cute.
"Black with a teaspoon of coconut creamer." I read the cup to figure that one out.
"I'll trade you. I have... really warm... creamy coffee that Ms.Ballato got me. I don't like creamy." He handed it to me, and I handed mine to him.
"Thanks. Oh, by the way, can you take these papers to the Conference room, it's important, if you catch my drift." He winked at me, I tucked up my glasses and took the papers with me. I didn't look at them, I just went there. The Conference Room was on the first floor, and I met Ms.Ballato on the elevator.
"Why didn't you come?" She asked. We are ALWAYS alone in the elevators.
"Come where?" I tucked up my glasses.
"To the party I threw on Monday. You heard me talk about it to my boyfriend didn't you?"
"No, I was at Jamia 'coffee runner's sleepover."
"Oh! You're HIM. Jamia is such a nice girl, she has a crush on you, which is why you were the only guy there."
"She told you?" I asked.
"No, we were at a meeting last Friday, and she wrote your name all over her notebook, and it didn't take me long to find out who you were. Oh, by the way, I seen what happened Monday morning, I kind of felt bad for you, but I didn't say anything. It's okay. My boyfriend is a little cranky on Mondays. I just hope that he's okay at his brothers house tonight."
"Wait. Who's your boyfriend?" I asked.
"Gerard Way, the guy in the cube next to you...Oh. Floor one! Maybe I'll catch you at my next office party Mr.Iero." She stepped out with a skip-like attitude.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I looked at the stack of papers he handed to me, and they were all BLANK!!!!
Well it's too late, I'm in the conference room that wasn't too far from the elevator.
Wait a sec-
THE GREEN STICKY NOTE! THAT'S why he wanted me to go here. He said it would be on the coffee machine. I put the papers in a spare drawer, and I looked over at the coffee machine to see if.......
it. was. there!
Right on the front. A green sticky note, which means he wants to fuck tonight! I'm thrilled.
Which is today.
I came to work. Clocked myself in, Jamia had enough integrity to get me a special coffee from Starbucks and I passed by Gerard like I didn't know him, like the past few days, but today was my favorite day.
"Hey." He said. I stopped and looked at him with a confused look.
"What is it, Mr.Way?" I asked.
"What flavor is that?" He gave a smile so small, it was cute.
"Black with a teaspoon of coconut creamer." I read the cup to figure that one out.
"I'll trade you. I have... really warm... creamy coffee that Ms.Ballato got me. I don't like creamy." He handed it to me, and I handed mine to him.
"Thanks. Oh, by the way, can you take these papers to the Conference room, it's important, if you catch my drift." He winked at me, I tucked up my glasses and took the papers with me. I didn't look at them, I just went there. The Conference Room was on the first floor, and I met Ms.Ballato on the elevator.
"Why didn't you come?" She asked. We are ALWAYS alone in the elevators.
"Come where?" I tucked up my glasses.
"To the party I threw on Monday. You heard me talk about it to my boyfriend didn't you?"
"No, I was at Jamia 'coffee runner's sleepover."
"Oh! You're HIM. Jamia is such a nice girl, she has a crush on you, which is why you were the only guy there."
"She told you?" I asked.
"No, we were at a meeting last Friday, and she wrote your name all over her notebook, and it didn't take me long to find out who you were. Oh, by the way, I seen what happened Monday morning, I kind of felt bad for you, but I didn't say anything. It's okay. My boyfriend is a little cranky on Mondays. I just hope that he's okay at his brothers house tonight."
"Wait. Who's your boyfriend?" I asked.
"Gerard Way, the guy in the cube next to you...Oh. Floor one! Maybe I'll catch you at my next office party Mr.Iero." She stepped out with a skip-like attitude.
Oh. My. Fucking. God.
I looked at the stack of papers he handed to me, and they were all BLANK!!!!
Well it's too late, I'm in the conference room that wasn't too far from the elevator.
Wait a sec-
THE GREEN STICKY NOTE! THAT'S why he wanted me to go here. He said it would be on the coffee machine. I put the papers in a spare drawer, and I looked over at the coffee machine to see if.......
it. was. there!
Right on the front. A green sticky note, which means he wants to fuck tonight! I'm thrilled.
*munching loudly* THANKS! I would be your friend too if we knew each other. :)
10/20/13