Monday came, and I put my suit on and got my bike out of the closet in the lobby, put on my bag and headed to work. I know Gerard will be there, so I'm exited. We had so much fun, and that stuff he told me made my penis shake a little. He told me that he loved me, and that we would make babies! He is such a sweetheart.
<5 minutes later>
Here I am! At work.
I put my bike next to the others on the bike rack. I put my lock on it, and headed towards the front door, but then I seen him! GERARD! I yelled in my head. I smiled at him, tucked up my glasses and waved.
He didn't wave back :( He continued walking, and didn't even bother to smile at me.
"Hi Gerard!" I said to him, he turned his head and glared at me.
"Do I know you?" He dropped my clipboard onto the floor, and continued going towards the elevator. He acted like he didn't know me. What did I do?
I quickly picked it up and followed him. He was in the elevator, and so was Ms.Ballato, she works a few floors down. I got in the elevator at the last second, and stood by Gerard.
"So Mr.Way, are you attending my party tonight?" She asked him. The doors closed, and I pretended like I wasn't listening. He put his papers in his bag and gave the coffee to her.
"Yes, I'm SO exited! I'll be there at 9 o clock, so expect me!" He laughed.
"Okay." The elevator slowed down, and the doors opened at the 3rd floor.
"See you there!" She said chipperly. She kissed his cheek and left. Once the doors closed, we were the only two in the elevator. I was really upset at him, why was he acting so strange? I looked down at my papers, and he pushed the emergency stop botton, he dropped my clipboard again with a lot of force.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" I yelled. His hand was on my chin, and he gave me a hard kiss on the mouth, and he gave me a hug.
"I thought I told you not to talk to me before work!!" He whispered.
"Oh damn, I must have forgot!" I smiled in relief.
"I'm so sorry if I hurt you, but we don't know each other, remember? This relationship is a secret." he whispered.
"Okay. I remember now, and sorry for cursing, it's just that sometimes I get irritated and-"
"Treat me like you normally would." He pushed floor 9 button and it started moving again. He picked up my clipboard and kissed me again, on my face and neck. Thankfully, this is a slow-moving elevator, so it was a long kiss. Once the elevator slowed down, we stopped and separated.
"Sorry." He said. The doors opened, and I walked quicker than he did, becasue I normally do.
"MR.IERO!! Me, Lucy, Lola, and Maura are throwing a slumber party at my place tonight,and I want you to attend as my date. Can you?" She walked with me. Her name is Jamia. She's my best friend. She's a weirdo like me, but she's really really pretty. She has perfect assets, and the nicest lady at work. She always talks to the other weird-hot girls at work. Sometimes, I'd hear Gerard's guy-friends talking about her, but I'd never hear a word about her from Gerard, just his friends.
"Sure, I'd love to be there, what time?"
"9 o clock." She gave me a hug and grabbed my arm, and hugged it. She works about 100 yards away from me.
"Hey!" Me and her both turned around and seen it was Gerard. He wasn't looking at me, but he was looking at Jamia.
"You're coffee runner, right?" He sounded a bit angry. We both stopped.
"Yeah-"
"Get me coffee, don't put nothing in it. Leave it black." He shoved his coffee cup towards her without looking or stopping to either of us.
"Rude." I whispered.
"I'll see you tonight Mr.Iero." she gave me a hug and continued on her way. I got to my office, and started my work.

Notes

That title made sense.