I'm really not okay.
Chapter 22- How was everyone’s Valentine’s day?
“Mikes, we’re home. Where is everyone?” Gee calls as we walk through the front room. There is no reply but we hear ‘Shadow Moses’ blaring from the basement so it’s a safe bet that they are down there. Gerard opens the door and we make our way down the stairs. Once we get to the bottom we see our friends practically having an orgy!
Okay… It isn’t an orgy.
Mikey and Ray are cuddling and sharing sweet kisses.
Hayley is straddling Izzy and I literally cringed when I saw that because eww… lesbians…
And, most surprisingly considering Bob’s antics the other night, Kellin and Bob are in the middle of a heated make-out session… the fuck is going on? I look over at Gerard and he looks really grossed out and that is when I remembered hearing him shout the other day to Kellin I guess, I don’t know I was downstairs. He said, we shouted, “I don’t like guys, okay? Frank is the only fucking exception!” which, my fucking shit is so amazing and romantic and sweet and cute and awesome and, explains why he is so grossed out watching two pairs of guys kissing… plus his brother is involved in one of the gay couples and best friend in the other…
I clear my throat and everyone really fucking theatrically jumps back and away and sits alone. Wow guys, great fucking cover… which I apparently expressed aloud.
“Oh shut the fuck up, Oreo. You didn’t even knock!” Hayley shouts at me, smirking. What the fuck? Hayley just fucking called me Oreo? What the fuck?
“What the fuck did you just call me?” I question before realising that I sound really fucking scary. “uhh… I mean… did you call me Oreo?” I rephrase, emphasising Oreo.
“Ya-ha,” she chirps with a giggle and Izzy giggles too. What the fuck man?
“Izzy? Did you tell her to call me Oreo!?” I glare at Izzy who bursts out laughing.
“Oh my God!” she, sort of, says. “I can’t even breathe!” oh for fucks sake, back to her fucking catch phrase. This is something she says every time she has a laughing fit.
“Well that is clearly a fucking yes…” I growl at her in faux anger. And to my irritation she is just laughing more, this girl may be my best friend but she is such a peasant. Then my beautiful genius mind finds a way which I can really fuck with her. “Well I guess that at least now it actually makes sense,” I smirk and she stops laughing completely. Everyone looks at me clearly confused but Izzy looks really disgusted.
“Frank Anthony Iero Junior! That is fucking disgusting! Eww! No! Gross! That is shit that I do not need to hear! Fuck! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT SHIT!?” she screams and she is physically cringing. Meanwhile I am rolling around on the floor dying with laughter. I totally just one.
Once I compose myself I stand up and Izzy has her face pressed to Hayley’s shoulder and is chanting ‘oh my God’ continuously, oh my God, literally the funniest experience of my life. “Frank, what the fuck is she dying over?” Ray asks in probably the most confused tone that even his sweet voice could make.
“Well, a while ago,” I pause looking at Gerard. “On the Monday when the shit started,” I say and he nods, telling me to continue. “Izzy called me Oreo, as she always does to piss me off,” I continue, glaring at Izzy who was still looking disgustedly toward me. “Well in this instant I think some of Gerard’s sass had rubbed off onto me so when she called me Oreo,” I start laughing even at the thought of my joke. Oh my God, I’m so funny. “I said I’m not an oreo because I’m not stuffed with cream… yet!” I howl, looking around and seeing the look of confusion hadn’t shifted from anyone’s face. “And,” I start before I laugh again. I compose myself and continue. “And I just said that at least this time the name makes sense!” I start squeaking with laughter and my obscene laugh lifts the disgust from Izzy’s features and she is laughing along with me. Everyone lets out little laughs and I stop laughing to look at them all because seriously… I’m fucking hilarious! “Guys, why the fuck aren’t you dying with laughter?” I ask, now I’m the confused one.
Everyone, aside from Izzy and I, have some sort of brain waves conversation before Gerard grabs my hand, turning us so that we faced one another. “Baby, I love you. I love you with everything I’m worth… but that really wasn’t that funny…” he says placing a kiss to my forehead. What? THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! I look over at Izzy for confirmation and we have our own brain waves discussion.
“DUDES! THAT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING BUT ALSO RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY! FUCKING LAUGH! BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW WHO IS A FUNNY FUCKER? FRANK! FRANK IS A FUNNY FUCKER” she shouts out through laughter and I’m laughing again too. I migrate to the bed where her and Hayley are and collapse next to her in a sea of laughter. People don’t get us, they think we are immature and dumb but Izzy is the funniest fucking person around. SERIOUSLY!
After about twenty minutes of no oxygen in my lungs I stop laughing and so does Izzy. “So…” I say, giggling a bit but stopping myself from re-entering the fit of laughter which I’d just left. Everyone stops their conversation. “How was everyone’s Valentine’s day?” I say, grinning.
“Well I met Bob,” Kellin says as he winks at Bob. “So that was awesome and yeah, we stayed here last night too. Sorry Gerard…” he chuckles. Why is he… actually I don’t want to know why he’s apologising.
“I hung out with Izzy and we slept in Mikey’s room,” Hayley says and my eyes grew massive. I snap my head to glare at Izzy because what the fuck? Slut alert. “Oh no dude!” Hayley laughs once she observes my reaction. “We didn’t do anything. Not even a kiss or anything until this morning about ten minutes before you guys interrupted,” Hayley smirks winking at Izzy. I look over at Izzy and she is blushing like fuck and hiding behind her hair. She is really cute when she’s shy. Bob is, as I have come to know this week, grumpy but right now he is actually smiling over at Kellin. That’s really quite cute. My dad clearly married well. Thanks dad, you had something to do with 3 out of four couples… talking of the fourth.
“What about you, Mikey, Ray? Hmm… get up to much?” Gerard asks with his arms crossed and eyebrow raised. Oh no, the sass queen is beginning to show.
“Umm… we sat her and watched films and got a take away with the guys then went to Ray’s and watched movies and went to bed…” Mikey mumbles.
“Oh, to bed… together… with no brotherly cock-blocking… how did that go, Ray?” Gerard is being pretty fucking weird… it is quite creepy.
“Well… I had fun,” Ray laughs. Gerard sort of growls… what the fuck. He is really starting to scare me but I ignore it.
“YOU HAD FUN WITH MY BROTHER? I KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING MEANS, RAY! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!” Gerard shouts running over and tackling, giant, Ray to the floor. FUCK! I see Gerard’s hands fall to Ray’s stomach but when I expect a pained groan I hear a high pitched laugh. What is going on right now?
“FUCK! STOP NOW, GERARD! WE GOT THEM! STOP ATTACKING ME!” Ray laughs. He is laughing, what? ‘Got them’? What the fuck?
“Umm… Well… What?” I mumble.
“Did we get you, Baby?” Gee coos as he jumps up from tickling, I presume, Ray and comes to me, wrapping his arms around my waist. I look blankly at him because seriously… what is he on about? “Me and Ray planned that on the phone… after I did get pissed at him when he accidently let slip what happened last night,” Gerard says with a somewhat pissed of face before returning to his cute smile. “Then we decided it would be hilarious to trick you all like that, oh my God… your faces were priceless…” Gerard says laughing before he kisses me on the head. I look over at everyone, except from Ray and their expressions convey the same message as I had expected. I grab Gerard’s hands and look into his eyes deeply. He looks at me confused before I speak.
“Baby, I love you. I love you with everything I’m worth… but that really wasn’t that funny…” I say, perfectly repeating what he’d said earlier with a smirk and a wink. That gets Gee, and everyone else, laughing. Gerard places a gentle kiss to my lips before he replies with that gorgeous crooked smile of his.
“I love you too, you little shit!”
Okay… It isn’t an orgy.
Mikey and Ray are cuddling and sharing sweet kisses.
Hayley is straddling Izzy and I literally cringed when I saw that because eww… lesbians…
And, most surprisingly considering Bob’s antics the other night, Kellin and Bob are in the middle of a heated make-out session… the fuck is going on? I look over at Gerard and he looks really grossed out and that is when I remembered hearing him shout the other day to Kellin I guess, I don’t know I was downstairs. He said, we shouted, “I don’t like guys, okay? Frank is the only fucking exception!” which, my fucking shit is so amazing and romantic and sweet and cute and awesome and, explains why he is so grossed out watching two pairs of guys kissing… plus his brother is involved in one of the gay couples and best friend in the other…
I clear my throat and everyone really fucking theatrically jumps back and away and sits alone. Wow guys, great fucking cover… which I apparently expressed aloud.
“Oh shut the fuck up, Oreo. You didn’t even knock!” Hayley shouts at me, smirking. What the fuck? Hayley just fucking called me Oreo? What the fuck?
“What the fuck did you just call me?” I question before realising that I sound really fucking scary. “uhh… I mean… did you call me Oreo?” I rephrase, emphasising Oreo.
“Ya-ha,” she chirps with a giggle and Izzy giggles too. What the fuck man?
“Izzy? Did you tell her to call me Oreo!?” I glare at Izzy who bursts out laughing.
“Oh my God!” she, sort of, says. “I can’t even breathe!” oh for fucks sake, back to her fucking catch phrase. This is something she says every time she has a laughing fit.
“Well that is clearly a fucking yes…” I growl at her in faux anger. And to my irritation she is just laughing more, this girl may be my best friend but she is such a peasant. Then my beautiful genius mind finds a way which I can really fuck with her. “Well I guess that at least now it actually makes sense,” I smirk and she stops laughing completely. Everyone looks at me clearly confused but Izzy looks really disgusted.
“Frank Anthony Iero Junior! That is fucking disgusting! Eww! No! Gross! That is shit that I do not need to hear! Fuck! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT SHIT!?” she screams and she is physically cringing. Meanwhile I am rolling around on the floor dying with laughter. I totally just one.
Once I compose myself I stand up and Izzy has her face pressed to Hayley’s shoulder and is chanting ‘oh my God’ continuously, oh my God, literally the funniest experience of my life. “Frank, what the fuck is she dying over?” Ray asks in probably the most confused tone that even his sweet voice could make.
“Well, a while ago,” I pause looking at Gerard. “On the Monday when the shit started,” I say and he nods, telling me to continue. “Izzy called me Oreo, as she always does to piss me off,” I continue, glaring at Izzy who was still looking disgustedly toward me. “Well in this instant I think some of Gerard’s sass had rubbed off onto me so when she called me Oreo,” I start laughing even at the thought of my joke. Oh my God, I’m so funny. “I said I’m not an oreo because I’m not stuffed with cream… yet!” I howl, looking around and seeing the look of confusion hadn’t shifted from anyone’s face. “And,” I start before I laugh again. I compose myself and continue. “And I just said that at least this time the name makes sense!” I start squeaking with laughter and my obscene laugh lifts the disgust from Izzy’s features and she is laughing along with me. Everyone lets out little laughs and I stop laughing to look at them all because seriously… I’m fucking hilarious! “Guys, why the fuck aren’t you dying with laughter?” I ask, now I’m the confused one.
Everyone, aside from Izzy and I, have some sort of brain waves conversation before Gerard grabs my hand, turning us so that we faced one another. “Baby, I love you. I love you with everything I’m worth… but that really wasn’t that funny…” he says placing a kiss to my forehead. What? THAT WAS FUCKING HILARIOUS! I look over at Izzy for confirmation and we have our own brain waves discussion.
“DUDES! THAT WAS FUCKING DISGUSTING BUT ALSO RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY! FUCKING LAUGH! BECAUSE DO YOU KNOW WHO IS A FUNNY FUCKER? FRANK! FRANK IS A FUNNY FUCKER” she shouts out through laughter and I’m laughing again too. I migrate to the bed where her and Hayley are and collapse next to her in a sea of laughter. People don’t get us, they think we are immature and dumb but Izzy is the funniest fucking person around. SERIOUSLY!
After about twenty minutes of no oxygen in my lungs I stop laughing and so does Izzy. “So…” I say, giggling a bit but stopping myself from re-entering the fit of laughter which I’d just left. Everyone stops their conversation. “How was everyone’s Valentine’s day?” I say, grinning.
“Well I met Bob,” Kellin says as he winks at Bob. “So that was awesome and yeah, we stayed here last night too. Sorry Gerard…” he chuckles. Why is he… actually I don’t want to know why he’s apologising.
“I hung out with Izzy and we slept in Mikey’s room,” Hayley says and my eyes grew massive. I snap my head to glare at Izzy because what the fuck? Slut alert. “Oh no dude!” Hayley laughs once she observes my reaction. “We didn’t do anything. Not even a kiss or anything until this morning about ten minutes before you guys interrupted,” Hayley smirks winking at Izzy. I look over at Izzy and she is blushing like fuck and hiding behind her hair. She is really cute when she’s shy. Bob is, as I have come to know this week, grumpy but right now he is actually smiling over at Kellin. That’s really quite cute. My dad clearly married well. Thanks dad, you had something to do with 3 out of four couples… talking of the fourth.
“What about you, Mikey, Ray? Hmm… get up to much?” Gerard asks with his arms crossed and eyebrow raised. Oh no, the sass queen is beginning to show.
“Umm… we sat her and watched films and got a take away with the guys then went to Ray’s and watched movies and went to bed…” Mikey mumbles.
“Oh, to bed… together… with no brotherly cock-blocking… how did that go, Ray?” Gerard is being pretty fucking weird… it is quite creepy.
“Well… I had fun,” Ray laughs. Gerard sort of growls… what the fuck. He is really starting to scare me but I ignore it.
“YOU HAD FUN WITH MY BROTHER? I KNOW WHAT THAT FUCKING MEANS, RAY! I’M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!” Gerard shouts running over and tackling, giant, Ray to the floor. FUCK! I see Gerard’s hands fall to Ray’s stomach but when I expect a pained groan I hear a high pitched laugh. What is going on right now?
“FUCK! STOP NOW, GERARD! WE GOT THEM! STOP ATTACKING ME!” Ray laughs. He is laughing, what? ‘Got them’? What the fuck?
“Umm… Well… What?” I mumble.
“Did we get you, Baby?” Gee coos as he jumps up from tickling, I presume, Ray and comes to me, wrapping his arms around my waist. I look blankly at him because seriously… what is he on about? “Me and Ray planned that on the phone… after I did get pissed at him when he accidently let slip what happened last night,” Gerard says with a somewhat pissed of face before returning to his cute smile. “Then we decided it would be hilarious to trick you all like that, oh my God… your faces were priceless…” Gerard says laughing before he kisses me on the head. I look over at everyone, except from Ray and their expressions convey the same message as I had expected. I grab Gerard’s hands and look into his eyes deeply. He looks at me confused before I speak.
“Baby, I love you. I love you with everything I’m worth… but that really wasn’t that funny…” I say, perfectly repeating what he’d said earlier with a smirk and a wink. That gets Gee, and everyone else, laughing. Gerard places a gentle kiss to my lips before he replies with that gorgeous crooked smile of his.
“I love you too, you little shit!”
Notes
This shitty pointless chapter took about seven hours to write.I got distracted... I'm sorry!
Also given that it is the first of November I didn't feel up to writing much!
I'm really sorry about that!
Updates are going to be this shit and far between for a while, guys!
Need to catch up at school...
Or drop out and learn to sing and play guitar so that I can actually be in my band...
Will you guys be my first fans?
PLEEAAAASEE SAY YES!!!!!!!!!!!
I am posting this on 1/11/13 (or in America 11/1/13) so yeah... it has been a fucking year since Mitch died! RIP! I have cried a fuck tonne! My heart goes out to his loved ones! Once again, RIP Mitch, you are a huge inspiration to me and a fuck tonne of other people! <3
Okay so yeah, it is 7AM so g'night people, I need to get to bed! :P
Hope this update wasn't too shit. :L
As ever, thanks you for reading.
Charley <3
@Thatonefriend
Well it might not have tied up all the ends, but I read the last chapter & it seems like an ending, although the author said "no more than four more chapters" so yeah p much the end.
12/22/18