Um. . . I believe I gave my summary in my short description, so I don't know what to put here. . . "But soft, what light through yonder window breaks, it is the east, and Juliet is the sun! See how she leans her cheek upon her hand? Oh that I were a glove upon that hand that I might touch that cheek." Okay, yeah, that's enough of Shakespeare, on with the story!

1. Urinals Express Love in the Most Dearest Ways

   Meet Jetta and her highschool antics, and the unfortunate guy she encounters!

2. Bad Things Come In Twos

   A mother's love is unlike any other.

3. Help From a Nameless Person

   How'd it come to this?

4. Sleepover At A Non-Friend's House?

   Help me walk through this darkness?

5. Are Those Pink With Purple Polka-Dots?

   'Never Trust', you said. "Who put those words in your head?"

6. Paints Are The Devil's Work

   Paint fight! Well, fighting with paint anyway.

7. Girl, You Never Looked Better

   Let the corruption begin!

8. Tongues and Bloody Worms

   Trapped between a rock and a hard place.

9. Bon Jovi and Thirty Seconds to Mars, My Heros!

   Well we gotta make the most of our one night together, when it's over you know, we'll both be so alone. . .

10. Yells and Spooning

    Mustn't take a life for hateful lies to glisten once again! Cause we find ourselves in the same old mess, singing drunken lullabies!

11. Zombies and Pissed Off Cheerleaders

    Street walking cheetah with a capital G.

12. FREAK On the Leash

    Pink ribbon scars, that never forget. I've tried so hard to cleanse these regrets. My angel wings are bruised and restrained. My belly stings.

13. Emotions Running Wild

    Burn me away! I won't give up tomorrow just to lose it all today!

14. Poems To Scare You

    Seldom do these words ring true when I'm constantly failing you. Like walls that we just can't break through until we disappear! So tell me now, if this ain't love, then how do we get out?

15. So Many Wrong Things

    Sugar and spice and everything nice wasn't made for only girls! G.I. Joe in pantyhose is making way for the one and only. King for a day, princess by dawn! King for a day, in a leather thong! King for a day, princess by dawn! Just wait till all the guys get a load of me!

16. Kisses To Make You Shudder

    Just shut your eyes, kiss me goodbye! And sleep. . . . just sleep!

17. A Friend and A Couch

    Well, there's a light in your eyes that keeps shining, like a star that can't wait for the night. I hate to think I've been blinded baby. Why can't I see you tonight. And the warmth of your smile starts a-burnin', and the thrill of your touch gives me fright. An' I'm shaking so much, really yearning

18. A Sneaky Plan

    Are you on our side and you wanna be different or are you on THAT side and you wanna throw a football at my head?

19. Meat Me at the Park

    Because these words were never easier for me to say, or her to second guess. But I guess. . . that I can live without you, but without you, I'll be miserable at best.

20. Brass Monkey

    Chillin' by the lockers, feeling kinda funky, me and the crew were drinking Brass Monkey!

21. Bloody Lips

    I'm just a notch in your bedpost, but you're just a line in a song. Drop a heart, break a name, we're always sleeping in and sleeping for the wrong team.

22. In a State of Relaxation

    Love of mine, someday you will die. But I'll be close behind. I'll follow you into the dark. No blind light, or tunnels to gates of white. Just our hands clasped so tight. Waiting for the hint of a spark. . .