He wants me to be his - Comments, page 4

@Originality-At-Its-Finest
Oh you it's fine you don't need to say sorry :)

@Crappycakefrank
Yeah, I'm pretty sure cheese being thrown at me would make me stop being an asshole xD Good for you :D Also, we've pretty much been up-ing your comments number. Sorry ;-;

@Originality-At-Its-Finest

I used to carry around this dorky small bookbag and I'd keep it in there so I could just pull it out quickly and throw it at him.

@Crappycakefrank
Where did you carry the cheese though? O.o I'm legit curious about this right now cx

@GerardsLover

I will!!! Love you too :))

@Originality-At-Its-Finest
I did and awe that sucks dude I'm sorry ://

OMG yaaaas i love this.
please update!!!! <3 love u

@Crappycakefrank
I wanna say that you used to carry around cheese with you for that reason, tbh cx Man, I'm pissed because my new painting started out terribly =-=

@Originality-At-Its-Finest

If he grows up to be an asshole throw cheese it's at him. I do it to my boyfriend and after awhile he stopped being an asshole.

@Crappycakefrank
I swear if he grows up to be an asshole, I'm gonna be so upset with myself, honestly.

@Originality-At-Its-Finest

Thats good, at least he's a nice squi

@Crappycakefrank
That's intense, man. But John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt is a nice squirrel. Sure, I've never petted him, but he's very nice :D

@Originality-At-Its-Finest
i once tried to pet a squirrel and i got attacked. my mother found me bleeding in pain outside our house. ever sense ive been afraid of them. other than that i think that suits a squirrel, idk what they look like but im imagining a plan old squirrel,

@Crappycakefrank
I named a squirrel that goes around my apartment complex John Jacob Jingleheimerschmidt :D I'm awful proud of that one cx

@Originality-At-Its-Finest

Its okay, I moved on in like three days. And I name everything too, and that's an amazing name for a mole. I rate 10 out of 10.

@Crappycakefrank
That sucks! Sorry that happened, man. I'd totally think that shit was cool. I'd probably fucking name it, because I'm odd like that cx I give lots of things names. For example, I named a tiny mole on my wrist Mr. Better Version of Taylor Swift this morning

@Originality-At-Its-Finest

same.

I took swimming when I was around 7 and it was outside, there was a fucking dead rat in the pool, I picked it up and threw it at this girl I had a crush on at the time, think she'd think it was cool. She screamed and started crying, and hit me. I was heart broken. Things never worked out between us. She still hates me to this day.

@Crappycakefrank
This is the best conversation I've had in the comments section. I have no regrets. I've also been thinking about taking up swimming cx

@Originality-At-Its-Finest

'I take pride in that' that's beautiful

my mother calls used to call me her best mistake, and I used to brag about it, so I'm the same way :)

@Crappycakefrank
My brother and I weren't planned cx She was on birth control and using other protection, but my brother and I were strong swimmers. I take pride in that cx