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im gonna fucking cut off billies dick, roast it and send it to frank via neomail i stg im gonna fuckin clobber the shit otta billie nosh fangoriaaa dont play no games i stg im gonna do something drastic and alarmig this is not okay fukc u up the ass billy jo strongarm im gonna make u wish u were never born ur cruisin fr a bruisin i stg imma pop one two three four fingers up ur ass and scissor u with a lighter while the lube substitute is gasoline pop five six seven eight fingers in and shoot a bottle rocket into ur prostate and pop an advil in there for good measure and support i stg im gonna taint ur dirty name with harsh words and memos from the all great fangoriaaa and bust ur cocaine encrusted asshole with harmful chemicals and machine controlled weaponry u wanna fuckin go billie because imma shoot ur broke ass into the cosmos up ur period blood soaked vuhgine dry barren and rehdy to rumble i stg
Billie you fucking piece of shit. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to Gerard and Frank over text messages? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” text was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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oh hell to the fucking no. if i was frank or gerard i'd fucking murder him. not beat. murder
your fanfiction gets me worked up
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