Get Ready To Destroya - Comments, page 2

@Stitches
*sings to your banjo playing because why the fuck not*

@Adrenaline Roulette
*pulls out banjo because why the fuck not*

@Stitches
*slowy starts to climb down, like! as slow as a slug*

@Adrenaline Roulette
*sharpens ax*

@Stitches
I WOULD NEVER DO THAT, I LOVE THEM ALL TO MUCH. BUT IDEK IT MIGHT HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE.

C'mere, kitty kitty kitty. Come out of the tree!
*pulls out ax*
Nah, just don't kill anyone off and you'll be fine.

@Adrenaline Roulette
Ya don't say?

@Stitches
Yeah, I may over-exaggerate just a tid-bit

@Adrenaline Roulette
You like large numbers, don't you?
Well, in this case, small.

@Stitches
Ultra plot-twist:
i have also been dead, and my hands are also about -74735374847 degrees...Celsius.

@Adrenaline Roulette
Plot twist:
I've been dead all along...
I shit you not, just feel my hands. They're cold. Like a corpse.

@Stitches
We may have the same morals, but we no longer have the same nationality... Bummer.

@Adrenaline Roulette
Das right.
Suddenly, I am German.

@Stitches
I take it back. We have the same morals.

@Adrenaline Roulette
What? You wanna tell me you'd take the Grudge girl home? Or the twins from The Shining?

@Stitches
I can see where your morals stand.

Fuckin' kids in deserts, man.
Never trust 'em.
They're like kids in horror movies.
Just kick 'em and run.

Fuckin' kinds in deserts, man.
Never trust 'em.
They're like kids in horror movies.
Just kick 'em and run.

@Adrenaline Roulette
THEY CAN'T STAB YOU IN THE BACK
Only because they can't reach.

@Stitches
INTERNET FRIENDS ARE THE BEST KIND OF FRIENDS.