Vampires Will Never Hurt You (Frerard)

so i just reread this fanfic cuz i was bored and wow. it was pretty good, especially the last chapters. but
it
got.
me.
THINKIN'
what if i wrote another fanfic based off an album.
i'm thinking three cheers
a concept: a bisexual man named gerard. his wife is murdered. he goes to the devil to make a deal to bring her back to life. the devil has him kill 1000 dirty souls. on soul 1000, he finds a mysterious man named.... frank. he decides to not kill him and live out the rest of his days with him.
bonus: gerard is from like the 2000's and frank is from like the 70's,,,, so we get a bunch of fluffy nonsense in the 70's where gerard is being a Clueless Queer and frank is being a Hysterical Gay. i love it.
the first couple chapters would be kinda dark but TO YALL WHO ARE STILL SUBSCRIBED TO THIS STORY, WHAT DO YA THINK.
imma write it even if you don't like it, but after i finish my latest fanfic (go check it out ? please? i'm a desperate writer).
ps i know thats now the exact storyline of the album but work with me here

Notes

#frank: what r u doing #gerard: trying to figure out how to roll down this window #frank: have u never used a crank down window before #gerard: a what now window.
#frank is 21 and a struggling college student when gerard comes to 'kill' him
#gerard is 20 and a recently married delinquent who regrets ever dating his girlfriend
#he feels pressured to revive her
#and because of that pressure, he meets frank
#WHAT IF GERARD WORKED FOR THE HANDLER FROM THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY OH SHIT
#AND THEN HE WROTE TUA WITH FRANK IN THE DESERT OH MY FUCK IM SO AMAZING
#istanbul,,, what constantinople,,,,,,, now its istanbul,, not constantinople,,,,, been a long time gone,,,, constantinople,,, why did constantinople get the works,,,
#thats nobodies business but ther turks