group chat for the broken, the beaten and the gay
hair dye fiasco
Sunday, August 22nd
rayofsunshine is typing…
rayofsunshine: wait
rayofsunshine: is this ghat gerard kid with the rad ass hair
card trick is typing…
card trick: what tue hell
card trick: its itreally 4am
rayfsunshine: oops
card trick: the guyy who maed this yeah hes taht dude
card trick: who dis
rayofsunshine: that kid with the really poofy hair
card trick: .
card trick: joe???
rayofsunshine: nope, try again
rayofsunshine: HINTHINT peek at my user
card trick: oh lmao hey ray
rayofsunshine: mo more typos, eh?
card trick: smh look at u
card trick: startign to wake up yah
card trick: my eyes are so blurry wtf
jumbo franks is typing…
jumbo franks: will u guyse shtu the fuck up it s 4am lemme get my beauty rest
rayofsunshine: hello to u too
jumbo franks: my phone kept buzzing and juts
jumbo franks: woke up gerard as well
card trick: wat
rayofsunshine: #exposed
jumbo franks: omg i was just kiddign i didnt think that would get u omg
card trick: ???
rayofsunshine: same
rayofsunshine: so jumbo
jumbo franks: omg im going to waek up my parents stop this
rayofsunshine: are you frank iero???
rayofsunshine: that kid dating the gerad dude
destroya is typing…
destroya: gerad
jumbo franks: oh hey mai bae
destroya: gerad
rayofsunshine: stop bullying me
cardtrick: im laughing
///destroya has changed his name to gerad!\\\
gerad: im gee and im so rad
rayofsunshine: stoP
card trick: help
jumbo franks: you are really rad
jumbo franks: especially in bed ;)
card trick: gay
jumbo franks: yes
gerad: smh @ bae stop this
rayofsunshine: reading through the earlier text and im
rayofsunshine: this chat is so gey
gerad: pretty much
gerad: bae
gerad: we have mouths
jumbo franks: ;))))))
gerad: lets actually talk to each other
jumbo franks: :((
gerad: smh
card trick: .
card trick: they both went offline
card trick: i feel bad for whoever is else is in that household
card trick: oh wait
card trick: hes bac
gerad: how dare u we are jstu talkign and mikeys ok if u were wondering
card trick: he doesnt need therapy?
gerad: i think
card trick: i pray 4 that poor boy
card trick: he went offline again
rayofsunshine: who dis
rayofsunshine: who dis mikey
rayofsunshine: .
card trick: thinking by what frank (jumbo franks) has revealed earlier (read through the texts)
card trick: mikey is gerads ten yr old brother
card trick: thinking he might be lying but
rayofsunshine: omg
card trick: guess we’ll find out
Sunday, August 22nd
coolio is typing…
coolio: is this the reason why my phone was screaming at 4am
coolio: it was buzzing so loudly my pets woke up
coolio: rip
card trick and rayofsunshine is typing…
card trick: yeah
card trick: i actually got some sleep once the chat had quieted down
card trick: thanks ray
rayofsunshine: welcom
coolio: who dis
rayofsunshine: who dis ^
card trick: smh tre this is that other kid with the really frizzy hair, and plays all the guitar shit with that other fro dude
rayofsunshine: fro dude
card trick: stop
rayofsunshine: i love it
coolio: ohh
card trick: coolio is the green haired dude that plays drums
rayofsunshine: o
jumbo franks is typing…
jumbo franks: omg
jumbo franks: omg
jumbo franks: i didnt expect you gyys to take that seriously wtf
coolio: w at
rayofsunshine: ???
card trick: omg
jumbo franks: abt gerard’s brother being 10
jumbo franks: nah hes like 16
card trick: oh m Y G OD
benzedrine is typing…
benzedrine: wait really??? cscore
jumbo franks: yeap
benzedrine: send a pic
card trick: but u have me pete :<
benzedrine: i barley know u pat
card trick: well why dont we get to know each other then???
///New image from gallery!\\\
(It’s of Frank and the Way brothers, Gerard squished up against Frank (still with his red hair) on the left and face buried into his boyfriend’s neck while Mikey peeks in from the right, glasses almost falling off of his nose as he makes a peace sign towards the camera.)
rayofsunshine: …
jumbo franks: mikeys the one on the right
benzedrine: …
rayofsunshine: stop making me question my sexuality
benzedrine: i call dibs
rayofsunshine: Fite me
gerad is typing…
gerad: u abt 2 get ur ass beat franku
jumbo franks: please ;))))
gerad: you know what they do to guys like u in prison
jumbo franks: kinky
rayofsunshine: smh @ u two
benzedrine: send another pic
rayofsunshine: jfc
///New image from camera!\\\
(it’s a blurry picture of Gerard flipping off the camera.)
gerad: thirsty fucker aren’t u petey ;)))))
benzedrine: om
gerad: f thats the case i think u can have him ray
rayofsunshine: yesss i mena what
gerad: ;)))
benzedrine: :<<<
gerad: but srsly wtf stop you dont even know him
gerad: brb franks sassing me gonna go and beat his ass
jumbo franks: kinky
card trick: omg what did i come back to
rayofsunshine: me and beznedrine fighting ofver gerad’s bro
card trick: jfc
benzedrine: hes mine
rayofsunshine: i beg to differ
brednon is typing…
brednon: how abt a threesome
card trick: jfc
rayofsunshine: who dis
coolio: i disappeared oops what happened
coolio: oh
coolio: i ship you and mikey and petey
rayofsunshine: i hate u already
coolio: y is evry1 so mean?/ pat help
card trick: smh
benzedrine: hes mine ok
brednon: damn gee isnt online
rayofsunshine: n
rayofsunshine: o
brednon: i was about to show him the extra coolio red hair dye i got for him yesterda y
coolio: oh no
card trick: what
///New image from camera!\\\
(it’s of Brendon’s hand, in which he’s holding two bottles of violently red hair dye. It looks like he is outside.)
coolio: jfc
card trick: YOU ACTUALLY WENT OUT AND GOT IT omg
brednon: of course i did smh
rayofsunshine: what the fukc
benzedrine: IM CRYN
gerad is typing...
gerad: OM G
brednon: ;)
gerad: DONT
brednon: ;))
gerad: N
///New image from camera!\\\
(it’s of Brendon outside Gerard’s house.)
gerad: ARSTHRDGVR
gerad: bRENDON BOYD URIE
rayofsunshine: o m g
benzedrine: IMGOI G
card trick: IM LAUGHING SO HIAR
coolio: I CAN SEE BTH OF U
coolio: GERAD’S FREAKIN OUT
rayofsunshine: brb dying
card trick: KEEP COMING WIT THE UPDATES PLS
benzedrine: ^^^
coolio: BREDNO N IS ATTEMPTING TO CLINB IMTO HIS WINDOW
coolio: IM DYING
benzedrine: WTF SEND A PIC
coolio: OK
///New image from camera!\\\
(it’s a blurry image through a somewhat dirtied window showing Brendon with the bottle of hair dye in hand, attempting to climb into a screaming Gerard’s window. There is another, shorter figure in the background, laughing their ass off.)
card trick: MMPHPPHPPF
coolio: ^^^^
benzedrine: ^^^^
rayofsunshine: I OVE THESE DUDEZ
coolio: and judging by the earlier texts i think the other dude is either mikey or frank
gerad is typing…
gerad: GO AWAY SATAN (its franku b)
///brednon has changed his username to satan!\\\
gerad: smH
coolio: both of tjem are laughing on their phones now
coolio: pls focus on your curent task satan this is my entertainment
satan: brb gonn a dye gerard’s hair
coolio: OH MY GOD
satan: OW
card trick: whAT
benzedrine: ^^^^^^^^^^
coolio: WHO I AM GUESSING IS MIKEY IS HITTIG SATAN WIT A BROOM
benzedrine: WAHT
coolio: FRAKN IS HAVIGN A SEZIURE
coolio: IM LAUHGING SO HARD
///New image from camera!\\\
(It’s the dirtied window again, this time Brendon is running from a long-legged, lanky figure with a broom in hand on the front lawn of Gerard’s house. Frank is laying on the grass, laughing so hard he’s in the midst of a coughing fit as Gerard hangs from the window, crying with laughter as well. In the faint reflection of the window you can see Tre with tear streaks on his cheeks.)
card trick: LUCKY I WANT TO SEE HTIS
rayofsunshine: I LOVE HIM
benzedrine: mine
rayofsunshine: lmao u wish
coolio: DSFGKGJWEGR
cheesewhiz is typing…
cheesewhiz: what in the holy mother of fuck did i miss
coolio: MPPHSPPH[D
card trick: U MISSED A LOT BUDDY
rayofsunshine: i found my new husband
cheesewhiz: who
rayofsunshine: the dude chasing brendon with a broom
cheesewhiz: o
cheesewhiz: i already ship
benzedrine: bitch i already claimed him
rayofsunshine: ;)))
coolio: ONE OF THE NEIGHBORS ISNSCREAMING AT THEm
cheesewhiz: w h a t
///New video from camera!\\\
(The video part is blocked, so you can only see black, but you can hear faint yelling from an older, rougher voice and some heavily stifled laughter.)
coolio: IM PISSING MYSEF THIS IS SO FUNNY
cheesewhiz: wHAT
card trick: HEL P
benzedrine: oMG
rayofsunshine: IM DYIN
rayofsunshine: TELL MY HUSBAND I LOV HIM
benzedrine: bitch
coolio: SATAN RAN INTO THE WOODS
coolio: BEHIND GERAR’DS HOUSE
coolio: this is amazing
gerad is typing…
gerad: what
gerad: the
gerad: fuck
coolio: dead
benzedrine: rip
card trick: play that shrek song at my funeral
rayofsunshine: your brother is my husband now
rayofsunshine: i cant
gerad: im
card trick: .
card trick: .
card trick: .
card trick: he went offline xD
Pleaaase do more I laughed so hard at thiss
12/7/17