
group chat for the broken, the beaten and the gay
you have been invited to "group chat for the broken, the beaten and the gay"!
Notes:
just for clarification!! and name changes/new people busting in happen a lot lmao
destroya = gerard
rayofsunshine = ray
jumbo franks = frank
breadstick = brendon
cheesewhiz = ryan
card trick = patrick
benzedrine = pete
coolio = tre (frank, but using his professional name here for obvious reasons)
Saturday, August 21st
///destroya has invited rayofsunshine, jumbo franks, breadstick, card trick and benzedrine to the chat!\\\
destroya: wassup
breadstick: jfc this chats name
destroya: its beautiful
destroya: just like moi
breadstick: thirsty
///destroya has promoted breadstick to admin of this group!\\\
breadstick: that wass a bad idea gee
benzedrine is typing…
benzedrine: new phone who dis
breadstick: oh hi
destroya: im that gay kid from last year
benzedrine: which one
breadstick: tru
destroya: that guy with the red hair
benzedrine: ohh that dude?
destroya: tha t dude
breadstick: so who are all yall
destroya: dick i know you
breadstick: but i dont know this benzedrine dude
benzedrine: im pete that weird emo bassist
breadstick: how dare u talk about mik y like that
destroya: its time to stop beebo
breadstick: ;)
benzedrine: who
breadstick: lanky emo kid bassist and is destroyas brother
///breadstick has been removed from the chat by destroya\\\
benzedrine: who
destroya: agh shH
destroya: i can hear bren yellign at me from across teh street lmAo
benzedrine: who is she
destroya: stop
card trick is typing…
destroya: oh hey
card trick: hi
benzedrine: who dis?
benzedrine: that other bassist dude/
destroya: sh
card trick: no, this is patrick!
destroya: …
benzedrine: ily already man
///destroya has promoted card trick to admin of this group!\\\
card trick: yay
benzedrine: y dont u trust me :<<
destroya: ug h beebo is screamign at me
destroya: fineeee
///destroya has invited breadstick to the chat!\\\
destroya: stop yelling at me ok bren
breadstick: finally
card trick: hello there
breadstick: hi
destroya: ok so breadstick is brendon, card trick is patrick, and benzedrine is pete
destroya: im gerard
benzedrine: h
benzedrine: *oh
card trick: oh!!! that kid who i traded kiks with for some science project hey gerard
card trick: gerard?
destroya: ya
card trick: could i add people please
destroya: uh ok
///card trick has invited coolio and cheesewhiz to the chat!\\\
destroya: coolio
destroya: omg
breadstick: CHEE SEWHIZ
breadstick: i love this dude already
cheesewhiz is typing…
breadstick: come to me my new love
cheesewhiz: oh hey pat
breadstick: :<<
card trick: hey ry
card trick: hru
breadstick: notice me
destroya: lo
destroya: l
cheesewhiz: doin just fine, thanks for askin. who are all of you? im ryan btw
destroya: that gay kid from last year with the flaming red hair, names way. gerard way
cheesewhiz: oh
breadstick: brendon urie
card trick: u already know me
benzedrine: pete, that emo kid
cheesewhiz: hei all of you
destroya: UGH GET ONLINE YOU STUIPID BITCH
card trick: u ok
destroya: no babu dont be mad :<<<<br> destroya: ok hes yelling at me over skype
destroya: this is hilarious lmoa
benzedrine: who dis
destroya: shouldnt have called him a bitch tho
destroya: hes my bitch but
card trick: ???
cheesewhiz: ???
benzedrine: ???
breadstick: franku
destroya: ding ding ding
breadstick: i swear u r abusive
destroya: .
card trick: oh shti i gotta go illbe online later
cheesewhiz: bye bye!
benzedrine: bye new friend
card trick: aww
card trick: im touched
benzedrine: ;)
destroya: smh petey
breadstick: bey
breadstick: *bye
cheesewhiz: i gotta go as well :(
breadstick: but but u never noticed me
cheesewhiz: *notices*
breadstick: #dead
destroya: me and franku are comign up with ship names for all yall and its amaze
breadstick: smh
benzedrine: lemme hear it
destroya: so we have peterick for u and pat, and ryden for bren and ry
benzedrine: IM
breadstick: my name isnt spelled like that!1
destroya: ;)
benzedrine: bye
breadstick: done
destroya: at least you got noticed
breadstick: that was a huge moment for me ok
destroya: lmo
destroya: brb
D✓ breadstick: aww okay bye
Notes
hopefully this was alright! kind of my first kikfic so i hope the humor was there... it gets better i promise lmao
Pleaaase do more I laughed so hard at thiss
12/7/17