Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
Crashing Lips
"Gerard's lips crashed into mine."
Oh, so Gerard is low-key a plane. I see how it is.
Real smart, Gerard. You're hurting Frank. Does he deserve to be crashed into? NO. Usually, when one crashes into another object, THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS.
Let me be a REAL smart ass here:
crash 1 |kraSH|
verb
1 [ no obj. ] (of a vehicle) collide violently with an obstacle or another vehicle: the stolen car she was riding in crashed into a tree.
• [ with obj. ] cause (a moving object) to collide with an obstacle or another vehicle.
• (of an aircraft) fall from the sky and violently hit the land or sea: a jet crashed 200 yards from the school.
• [ with obj. ] cause (an aircraft) to fall from the sky and land violently.
2 move or cause to move with force, speed, and sudden loud noise: [ no obj. ] : huge waves crashed down on us | [ with obj. ] : she crashed down the telephone receiver.
• [ no obj. ] make a sudden loud, deep noise: the thunder crashed.
3 [ no obj. ] informal (of a business, a market, or a price) fall suddenly and disastrously in value: silver prices crashed in early 1980.
4 [ no obj. ] Computing (of a machine, system, or software) fail suddenly: the project was postponed because the computer crashed.
• chiefly N. Amer. (of a patient) suffer a cardiac arrest.
5 [ with obj. ] informal enter (a party) without an invitation or permission.
6 [ no obj. ] informal go to sleep, especially suddenly or in an improvised setting: I'll crash in the back of the van for a couple of hours.
YOU'RE WELCOME. ^
Oh, so Gerard is low-key a plane. I see how it is.
Real smart, Gerard. You're hurting Frank. Does he deserve to be crashed into? NO. Usually, when one crashes into another object, THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS.
Let me be a REAL smart ass here:
crash 1 |kraSH|
verb
1 [ no obj. ] (of a vehicle) collide violently with an obstacle or another vehicle: the stolen car she was riding in crashed into a tree.
• [ with obj. ] cause (a moving object) to collide with an obstacle or another vehicle.
• (of an aircraft) fall from the sky and violently hit the land or sea: a jet crashed 200 yards from the school.
• [ with obj. ] cause (an aircraft) to fall from the sky and land violently.
2 move or cause to move with force, speed, and sudden loud noise: [ no obj. ] : huge waves crashed down on us | [ with obj. ] : she crashed down the telephone receiver.
• [ no obj. ] make a sudden loud, deep noise: the thunder crashed.
3 [ no obj. ] informal (of a business, a market, or a price) fall suddenly and disastrously in value: silver prices crashed in early 1980.
4 [ no obj. ] Computing (of a machine, system, or software) fail suddenly: the project was postponed because the computer crashed.
• chiefly N. Amer. (of a patient) suffer a cardiac arrest.
5 [ with obj. ] informal enter (a party) without an invitation or permission.
6 [ no obj. ] informal go to sleep, especially suddenly or in an improvised setting: I'll crash in the back of the van for a couple of hours.
YOU'RE WELCOME. ^
#BreakTheClichè
12/3/16