
Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
2am Therapy with Ray Toro
Gerard has a fucking problem, we know. Gerard's life consists of emo problems, blah, blah, blah. He ran out of eyeliner or hair dye or some other necessity that sends him into a deep depression.
BUT.
He MUST fucking contact Ray at the ass crack of dawn to inform him of his feelings and such.
Ray. Doesn't. Give. A. Shit.
Ray just wants to pass out and he doesn't want to listen to your whiny ass, Gerard. He lost his fucks a long time ago.
BUT GERARD IS A INCONSIDERATE LITTLE BITCH AND ALSO DOESN'T GIVE A FUCK, SO THIS LEADS TO INEXPERIENCED THERAPY.
GERARD, GO TO AN ACTUAL THERAPIST, WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR EXISTENCE?
#BreakTheClichè
12/3/16