
Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
Bathroom Usage
The only thing characters use bathrooms for is sex, cutting, suicide attempts, etc.
Okay, I have multiple views on this:
1. What the fuck are you doing having sex in a bathroom? Cool, you think it's kinky, but it's a place where one urinates, takes a dump, changes a bloody tampon, etc. Oh, but wait, characters don't have bladders or a uterus, so it's not gross. *Note my sarcasm*
2. As stated above, characters don't have bladders. They don't ever need to pee, nor do they have bowels. Why aren't they imploding from built up waste? I have no fucking idea.
3. Ladies? Periods? Bleeding through pads or tampons? Bleeding through pants or underwear, or both? Cramps? Most of the characters aren't ladies, but the very few that are NEVER run into these problems. Can I just be a original character, so I don't run into these asinine problems?
#BreakTheClichè
12/3/16