
Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
Excessive Showering
No human showers three times in one day. If you do, cool. You do you, but that's a little much and I'm a little concerned for your skin and hair.
Had a nap? Shower. Going to work? Have a shower. Home from work? Time to take an extra long shower.
Are you replacing their lack of bathroom usage with excessive fucking showering? Maybe Gerard has OCD.
Plus, Gerard has hair dye in most of the time. Showering too much makes it lose its vibrancy, so what the fuck, Gee?**
**Credit to MCR-RP for this lovely rant. ((:
#BreakTheClichè
12/3/16