
Those Dumb Fan Fiction Moments
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Some of you clearly don't know what "R" and "NC-17" mean.
Lemme clarify by translating.
NC17 - THIS STORY SAYS "FUCK" A LOT AND PEOPLE DO A LOT OF FUCKING AND USUALLY IT'S GAY SEX BECAUSE FRANK AND GERARD ARE GAY AS FUCK AND IT EXPLAINS THEIR SEX IN GREAT DETAIL EVEN THOUGH NOBODY NEEDS TO KNOW THAT SHIT.
R - THIS STORY SAYS WORDS LESS WORSE THAN "FUCK" AND IT'S MORE MILD BECAUSE THAT SHIT IS TOO RISKY AND RUDE. I WILL NOT HAVE THIS STORY BE RUINED BY FILTH. THERE'S TALK OF SEX, BUT THIS FANFIC WON'T EXPLAIN IT ALL BECAUSE I HAVE JESUS AND HOLY WATER AND I WON'T WRITE ABOUT THAT SINCE I'M A NICE CHILD.
PG-13 - THIS STORY HAS LITTLE SWEARS AND I TALK OF LESS SEX THAN AN R RATED FANFIC BECAUSE JESUS IS ON MY SIDE AND YOU FILTHY SINNERS DON'T NEED IT.
PG - NO SWEARS OR TALK OF SEX BECAUSE THAT'S WRONG AND MY PARENTS WILL LOW-KEY LOOK AT MY LAPTOP AND WONDER WHAT I'M WRITING.
G - FOR FIVE YEAR OLDS AND GERARD AND FRANK ALL TALK IN BABY TALK AND NICE WORDS BECAUSE THEY'RE NICE CHILDREN AND JESUS JESUS JESUS. DID I MENTION JESUS?
#BreakTheClichè
12/3/16