Two Articulate Uncles Driving To The Beat

Gerard Way had always loved grey New Jersey with its proud, puny Parks. It was a place where he felt afraid.
He was a perfect, cute, tea drinker with handsome eyes and cute hands. His friends saw him as an amused, afraid angel. Once, he had even helped an easy old man cross the road. That's the sort of man he was.
Gerard walked over to the window and reflected on his dismal surroundings. The sun shone like walking dogs.
Then he saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Frank Iero. Frank was an energetic imp with incredible eyes and charming hands.
Gerard gulped. He was not prepared for Frank.
As Gerard stepped outside and Frank came closer, he could see the roasted glint in his eye.
Frank gazed with the affection of 4202 special sleepy squirrels. He said, in hushed tones, "I love you and I want a kiss."
Gerard looked back, even more amazed and still fingering the huge paint brush. "Frank, I love you," he replied.
They looked at each other with anxious feelings, like two cooperative, courageous cats eating at a very romantic holiday, which had punk rock music playing in the background and two articulate uncles driving to the beat.
Gerard regarded Frank's incredible eyes and charming hands. "I feel the same way!" revealed Gerard with a delighted grin.
Frank looked love struck, his emotions blushing like a gifted, grisly guitar.
Then Frank came inside for a nice cup of tea

Notes

Like I said, this was so bad it was funny so I thought I would put it up here. I did not write this, I just put it through a generator. I hope you found it amusing. <3