Obsessions of an Iero

DING DONG MUTHAFUCKER
Oh whats that
IT YO MUTHAFUKING EMAIL BEOOTCH
wait what I dont have an email
YES YIU MUTHAFUCKING DO YA DIPSHIT
hey thats nkt very nice.
IT WASN'T VERY NICE OF YOU TO FACKING LEAVE EVERYONE HANGING ON THIS SITE.
wait wat site
THE SITE YOU SAID YOU WOULD DEDICATE YOUR LIFE TO!!
I never said that.
YEAH YA DID WHILE YOU WERE OUT BEING SNOOTY AND FREAKING MOVING ALL YO SHIT I WAS CHECKING YO MUTHAFUCKING DELETED INSTAGRAM POSTSSS.
wat how can you check that.
YOU STUPID DIPSHIT MUTHAFUCKER YOU HAD 2 JOBS
1) BE A CO-aUTHOR FOR A STORY YOU LOVE VERY VERY MUCH TO AN AUTHOR YOU ADORE
2) DO A STORY DAT HAD SMUT.
well im sorry I've been busy
DON'T GIVE ME THAT EXCUSE.
I just...Idk bro I kinda grew out of it.
NO YOU DIDN'T YOU GREW OUT OF THAT NASTY DRESS BUT YOU STILL WEAR IT REGARDLESS THAT YOU ARE COMPRESSING YO BOOBS TO YO STOMACHE
hey its a pretty dress.
SHUT DA FAUQ UP AND GIVE AN APOLOGY TO THESE NICE YOUN LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
uh..o-okay.
(the real authors note)
Hayy guys uhm well I feel terrible bc I kinda ditched this site thinking I grew out of it and I especially thought I was done when MCRX came out and I was like 'Just pre-order the album and be mature"
Well that was stupid because I remembered that I was co-authoring for a very lovely story and I left the author hanging and now they haven't posted in months (I think) and I'm actually pretty sure I'll sadly be leaving so i might just end all the stories but while I still have time and stuff ill upload my stories and from then I'll only be coming back to this site to help Out with the story and thats about it. Im a pussy foe avoiding the site for so long and I must give an applause to every one else who has been on this site for like ever. I only lasted a year or two and I feel a bit bad that I did so and now I just kinda sit in my room playing games and occasionally going out with my friends occasionally listening to mcr. And I think I kinda murdered my good fluffy me that was a frerard extremist as some used to call me. I would constantly draw frerard eveything I used to do was for the seekage of a good frerard story. Like hell I accidentally chopped off my teachers hair in seek of trying to get a story. My whole deviant page was dedicated to mcr and frerard I had countless stories waiting to be published I was always thinking that even if I got married I would have my dirty little secret and then my dreams about going to college and secretly reading frerard aall day and all that weird shit. I got twelve friends into mcr and then frerard and even those friends I gave up on and moved on. I dreamt of having a bf and he was FREAKING READING FFrerard but really who lets a sixth grader dream like that? Im in eighth grade now and I'm going to graduate. It wasn't any help that when I told my teachers for career day that I was gonna be in a band and then they blatantly told me to dream realistic and that there's no proof that I'm going to be a rocker. so they forced me to do my project on a realistic job.
In return for their words I told them I would be a morticians for babies and children. They asked what a mortician was and I said "someone who CUTS people open then STUFFS THEM WITH CHEMICALS AND STUFFING TO MAKE THEM SEEM ALIVE. they asked what I needed to cut them open for and I said "TO HARVEST THE ORGANS AND PASS THEM OFF INTO THE TRASH OR I GET TO KEEP THEM AND DO WHATEVER I WISH." Then they gagged and I was sent to detention right before leaving I whispered into my homeroom teachers ear "if I could harvest anyone's guts it would be yours and I truly myself would cook them with some nice spices and feed them to your sweet sweet mother as she cries at the site" I'm actually kinda proud of it. I wasn't even sure at the time if I was right about what morticians actually did but I wanted to smack my teachers for shitting on me and I may or may not have stuck gum in their hair, spit in their coffee and or threw spitballs at the back of their heads while they were teaching.
Oops I mean do you really think you're gonna win against I Julie Corrine Cameron Alejandra Diaz Ramirez (I'm Mexican what do you ecpect I have a lot of names and a lot of terrorizing skills-its all in the beans)
I got detention the rest of that year but my good grades cancelled it out.
Oh oops I just realized I slipped my real name. well then you can call me Julie if you want if not its a-okay

Notes

I WILL HAVE A CHAPTER POSTED UP SOON. BTW THIS WAS More OF A RANT.