A VERY AWFUL MCR FIC

Twas the night before Christmas... and Gerard was losing his damn mind. Really. Here's the story:

He was eating Corn Nuts at 8:09 in the morning and then Frank came and put one in his dickhole. Gerard lost his appetite but ate Frank's Corn Nut anyways and swallowed it down with some milk. Okay, maybe it wasn't actual milk, but he pretended that it was to feel a little more closer to Jesus and a little less closer to being a slut. Anyways, after that, he smoked a blunt and watched The Wiggles. In the middle of the episode, Mikey came home dressed as Santa Clause except he has a paper bag with a bottle of vodka in it. God knows how long he's been drinking, he's tripping all over the place.

"Oi Mikes, let me have a taste of dat," says Frank, referring to the alcohol. He grabs the bag out of Mikey's hand and takes a chug.

"That's fucking apple juice!" Frank shouts and spits it up.

"I'm sorry! I'm light when it comes to alcohol!" Mikey slurs. It's funny though, because last time Gerard checked, apple juice didn't have any alcohol in it. Maybe Mikey's talking about the 'apple juice' their mom used to give them when they were babies. You know, the one with all the rum and gin in it? It made the babies go right to sleep in less than two minutes!

Gerard drank some of the 'apple juice' and that's when the random events started to occur. He saw anime girls twerking, shrek seductively eating mushrooms, and James Franco trying to have intercorse with a Yoshi stuffed animal. Gerard then snorted something off of Frank's forearm and returned back to normal. And then saw his mom.

"Hiya, doll!" She squealed. "I'm glad ya'll liked the apple juice l brought for you boys!" She said and then twitched and hiccupped. That definitely was not juice. It turned out our mom is an addict.

Notes

sorry guys, this isnt even funny. I've just been kind of out of it all lately. lets just say that im truly sickened by what other teenagers think is okay to say and do to other kids who wear black and dont talk much.