A VERY AWFUL MCR FIC

They were on a rainbow, looking down at some sort of concert. There were only about four people that showed up to listen to the band sing. They sung horrible. Gerard squinted and looked at the band name that was in flashing lights. It read "Blood On The Dancefloor." That explains why the singer sounded like a dying camel and there were only four people that showed up. Frank and Gerard didn't care about the concert happening below their rainbow, so they turned to each other.
"I'm bored," Frank said. Gerard lousily nodded and yawned.
"Let's invite some bitches to our magic rainbow." Gerard said. He dug his phone out of his pocket and texted several people. Five minutes later, the emos invaded.
"I AM SOOOO DRUNK, LOLZR, CTRL ALT DELETE MY LIFE AMIRIGHT?!" Said Alex Gaskarth and Jack Barakat at the same time. They both yelled 'JINXIES' and began to make out.
"Where dafuq are the burritos?!" Vic Fuentes screamed in anger, and turned around and ripped off Pete Wentz dick.
"YOU FUCKIN' FRICK FRACKER!" Pete yelled. Vic put his dick in a hotdog bun and ate it plain.
Pete, Vic, Oli Sykes, Danny Worsnop, and Brendon Urie all started yelling things at each other like 'you stole my cheeto' and 'you're adopted'. They all thrashed their arms at each other, they weren't punching or anything, just cat fighting.
"I'M MCFALLING!" Brendon yelled when Oli pushed him off the rainbow. After they all start fighting, they sit down in a circle and share their feelings.
"Do we all do the gay?" Frank asked. Everyone nodded and smirked at each other.
"Oh yes, oooh yes, we all do the gay very well." Danny Worsnop said.
"Wait... i thought gerard was a lesbian????" alex said. Gerard's eyes bulged out and he started sweating.
"agh you got me," Gerard cried, they know his secret identity now. He began to grab for powder out of his pocket and snorted it and then he jumped off of the rainbow screaming "gotta go real quick!"
Everyone shrugged, stood up, and ripped their clothes off until they were all nakey nakey and stood in a circle.
"Hey Frank, that is one smol cock" Oli said, and pranced around. They were all prancing now. No one can stop the gay man dance.
"GAY MAN DANCE! GAY MAN DANCE!" They all chanted and frick-fracked. The only one who didn't participate was Pete because he lost his teeny weeny when Vic ate it.
That night, the lesbian king, Gerd, kissed everyone good night while Kellin Quinn sang lullabies to everyone.
The end.

Notes

rosana freaky lil mama, she be trynna fuck all day!!

okayy.. james franco is mine k thx bye