A VERY AWFUL MCR FIC

Gerard was walking down the hallway at school, that is, until someone tripped him and he fell.
"Hey what the fuck bruuuuh?" Gerard cried, a single tear spilling over. He looked up at the person that caused his crash and saw that it was his very own brother, Mikey.
"Mikey! But why??" He asked
"I'm not Mikey." Mikey said. Gerard crossed his arms and stood up.
"Yeaa. You are."
"No. l'm the guy that you dream about. The one with the big dick!" He explained. Gerards eyes widened but then the so-called 'Mikey' pulled off a mask. He was right. It is Captain Cock!
"OOOH SHITTTTT SHAWTY, PLEASE MAKE MY WISHES COME TRUEEEE!1!11!!!!" Gerard screamed. He got a few bad glares from the remaining people in the hallway.
"Before l do that, you should know that l am really addicted to cocaine and l've even killed a man before and--" Frank (Captain Cock) tried to explain, but Gerard interupted him.
"Shhhh," he said, putting his finger to Franks lips. "l like crazy." He seductively whispered in his ear. Frank nodded and then pulled something out of his pocket. Something sooo hot that made Gerard moan on the spot. It was better than what Gerard has been dreaming about. It was half of an onion.
"OOOH GOD FRANKIE!" Gerard screamed, eager to start the frick-frack.
"You know, Gee, this onion isn't the only thing with layers." Frank whispered, his warm breath hitting Gerd's neck. Suddenly, Frank started to rip off layers of his eyes and eating them.
"Frankie, that's sooo fucking hot! Faster!!" Gee moaned. Frank did as he was commaned and started pulling off pieces of his eye at rapid speeds.
"Hey! Hey! This kind of sexual behavior is not allowed on this campus!" The principal screamed, running down the hall towards the two boys. Gerard and Frank shared a dangered glance and Frank threw the onion at the principal and they both started sprinting as fast as they could. The boys ended up dashing into an algebra classroom together and locked the door.
"Hey Hey Hey! I am teaching a class right now, leave!" The teacher said.
"YOU COCKSUCKER DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I HAVE BLACKMAIL ON YOU, OH YEAH, IE SEEN WHAT YOU DO AFTERSCHOOL. I DIDNT THINK THAT THE RUMORS WERE TRUE ABOUT YOU REMOVING THE BOTTOM HALF OF YOUR RIBCAGE SO YOU COULD BLOW YOURSELF, BUT IT IS! I SAW YOU DO IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES!" Gerard said, The teacher blinked and sat down. Suddenly, the principal started banging on the door and opened it. Frank's jaw dropped and he stared at the principal.
"How'd you do that?" He asked. He was sure that he locked the door.
"Are you that stupid? I'm the fucking principal, l can open any door." She said.
"oh... HEY! WELL... so what if you're the principal! You're so ugly, are you like Dahvie Vanity's twin or something? because biiiittttchhhhh-" Gerard said and the entire class was like "OOHHH" because they all know how insulting that must have been to be called Dahvie Vanity's twin.
"Thats it!" The principal screamed and started chasing after Frank and Gerard. The two boys made it out of the room and out of the school gates and they slowed down when they were at the park and the principal was out of sight.
"Frank, do the thing." Gerard commanded. Frank smirked and transformed into Jake The Dog from Adventure Time and his limbs stretched out until he was a giant dog and he grabbed Gerard and put him on his back. Frank (now Jake) piggy-backed Gee home and then transformed back into Frankie.
"So... how 'bout that onion magic?" Gee moaned.
"Sure thing lil mama." Frankie said and pulled out a new onion. They went inside Gee's bedroom together and, well, did onion magic together.

Notes

okay, this isnt my best AT ALL and im sorry, im just literally having a mental breakdown right now and used this as a distraction. i can promise you that the next chapter will be a hella lot weirder tho.

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