A VERY AWFUL MCR FIC

"GERD?" frank cried as he saw his best friend. He didnt expect to see this.
"FRANK?? I--" Gerard screamed and sneezed. Brocolli came out of his nose. Gerard was green. Frank stuttered and tilted his head, Gerard had done a lot of weird shit in the past, but never this. Gerd had never dressed up as kermit the frog before and injected broccoli into his arms with a syringe. Frank found himself getting turned on my this and realized that it was becoming noticable.
"No Gerd," Frank said dramatically as he looked the other direction. "I... I gotta blast but it was nice seeing this side of you. BYE!" He shouted. Gerard felt lonely now that his best friend was gone so he went to his room and took off his skin tight kermit the frog outfit and went to go find frank. As Gerard passed through the kitchen, he spotted his younger brother Mikey.
'Eh Moiks, have you seen Fronk?" Gerard asked, his skin now turning into a lighter shade of green. He was healing.
"No Gerard, why would you want to know, huh? Why are you green, huh? Got something to tell me, eh? Tell me, Gerard, or i'll tell the police about your weird broccoli-injection antics, oh yes i will--"
"Mikey please shut up and go away. Go get in line to suck a cock. bye." gerard commanded and rolled his eyes. Mikey leapt off the counter and looked gerard in the eyes.
"Fine." Mikey said.
After thirty minutes of trying to find frank, Gee found him at the park.
"OH FRANK I MISSED YOU, PAL!" gerard screeched. Frank turned his head to look at his friend and then smirked.
"You sexy green vegetable you," franks purred, "can i butter your muffin?" Frank spoke.
Suddenly, Regina George appeared out of nowhere and interfered.
"Is he bothering you? Frank, why are you such a skeeze?" Regina asked, looking more bitchy than ever.
"I'm just being friendly to my little veggie buddy." Frank innocently replied. Regina flipped her hair and looked at Gerd.
"Do you want to have sex with him?" She asked, crossing her arms.
"YEA! --i mean, yes. sure. whatever. im down, its chill." Gerard said smugly. Regina then gasped and ran away, only to get hit by a bus.
''Well.." Frank said. "my boner kind of went down since she showed up so i guess nothing's going to happen between us, green machine." yes, frank called gerard 'green machine'.
"oh, okay" gerard said sadly and faked a smile. They walked home together and detached teddy bears' heads off and glued them to the ceiling fan together, giggling and being romantic.

Notes

??? whaT THE DAMN HELL