Live-in Nanny Wanted!

As I drove my nervous ass to the Way residence, after following Gerard’s text message full of instructions, I felt completely disturbed with how I was feeling. Jeez, I’m not dating the kid, so why am I so concerned with what the fuck his parents think about me? As I turned on 7th street, the one his message told me he lived on, I looked for a house that looked like he would live in. Something modest yet extravagant all in one. I drove until I came to the end of the street.

“Shit, did I pass it?” I murmured to myself. I winced.

“I mean, shoot, did I miss it? Girls, you see Gerard anywhere?” I asked them, peering at them through the mirror. Both of them stared at me with wonder, probably asking themselves what the fuck I was asking them. Well, I was going to talk to them like adults, because I hear that’s how they learn better or some shit like that. I pull out my phone, ready to call Gerard, when I look at the house to my left and see him staring at me from his seat on the front porch with a little smile on his face. I look back and see the street completely empty from cars and people and reverse the car. I can’t blame anyone for staying indoors, it’s gotten really cold. I pull into the driveway and turn the car off. Stepping out, I wave at Gerard who is currently walking towards me.

“Hey, Mr. Iero. Long time no see,” his giggled. I nearly groaned with how cute that way. He’s going to kill me. Yep, that’s how my death is going to happen. A fucking eighteen year old guy’s giggle.

“Hey. So, did I do good with the girls? I think they look super cute,” I said, opening the backdoor and smiling over at them. He rushed over and almost gushed at them. Cherry has on a red outfit with pink flowers decorating the fabric, and Lily had a pink dress with red flowers sprawled across it. Both had little beanies on with my bands logo so they’re indirectly supporting me by being little rockers.

“They look so dang cute! I just wanna hold ‘em!” He squealed. He went over to the other side and picked up Cherry as I got Lily out of her seat.

“Thanks for the help, Gerard. I didn’t know how I was going to let you guys know I was here without kicking the door or something,” I laughed.

“No problem. That’s why I stayed outside. Figured you were going to need help,” he smiled.

“Aw, that’s so sweet of you!” I said as we stepped inside his house. He threw his head back, laughing loudly. I suddenly became confused.

“Uh…” I trailed off.

“You’re talking to me like I’m one of your children, Mr. Iero. I’m an adult, you know,” he said as he playfully punched me in the arm.

“Yeah, you’re right. Sorry about that. And call me Frank,” I said, sighing almost. He was absolutely correct. It was like going to college and not calling the teacher by their first name. We’re both adults.

“Really? Cool. I was wondering when you’d say that. I was sorta getting tired of the whole formality thing.” I smirked. I swear I loved this guy.

“Gerard?” I heard a higher voice sing from the kitchen.

“Yeah, mom. And Frank. And his kids,” he answered, guiding me into said room. Holy shit, he looks just like his mother. I smiled and held my free hand to her.

“Hello! It’s so wonderful to meet you! I’m Donna.”

“It’s nice to meet you, too. I’m Frank and these two cuties are Lily,” I said gesturing to the twin I was holding, “and Cherry,” I finished, smiling over at Gerard who was still holding onto her like she was his own. It was a beautiful sight. Donna clapped her hands together and lightly tapped Lily’s cheeks.

“They’re so beautiful!” I smiled brighter.

“Thank you. They definitely take after their mother,” I said, kissing my baby’s head and then blowing a kiss to Cherry.

“That’s right. You’re divorced, yes? I’m so sorry to hear about that,” she said, a smile frown appearing on her face. I shook my head.

“No, no. It’s okay. She and I are still best friends, it was just the right thing to do. She’s currently working in the UK,” I explained. She nodded her head enthusiastically, edging me to continue as she pulled a pan out of the oven.

“Oh, really? What does she do, if you don’t mind me asking?”

“She works for this big computer company. She’s very good with files and organization. In a way, if she were secretly an evil madman, she’d be considered a hacker, for lack of a better word,” I explained. It made sense. Sometimes she was evil. Once, a month after she left for the UK and the girls were quietly sleeping upstairs, I decided that a little time with my laptop, gay porn, and some lit candles would be a nice way to relieve my stress when she just fucking popped up onto the screen after I logged onto this porn website. I was taking off my boxers when she just popped up and yelled boo like she was a fucking ghost and then laughed her ass off when I fell out of the camera’s way. Since then, I only use my laptop for music, editing, movies, and recipes for some new food to try.

“That’s certainly interesting,” Donna laughed. “So what do you do?” She asked. I looked over at Gerard, confused.

“Ah, sorry. I forgot to mention.”

“No, biggie. Um, I’m in a rock band, Pencey Prep,” I explained. “I’m, uh, actually leaving for tour in the next month, so,” I said, smiling at her. She set the pan down on the counter and gave the girls a concerning look.

“Oh? Well, that’s, um, certainly… exciting,” she forced a laugh. I gave Gerard an almost scolding look before he shot me an apologetic look.

“You seriously haven’t told them anything?” I asked.

“Told them what? Wait. Are you dating my son?” She asked, putting her hand up to her chest. My eyes nearly bulged out at her statement. I waved my free hand up in dismissal.

“Oh, no, no, no. Donna, you have it all wrong! I interviewed Gerard to be a babysitter for my kids while I was out. And, well, I suppose house sitter as well. It’s a live-in type of thing. I swear there’s nothing going on between me and your son,” I assured. She turned to Gerard and they shared a look before laughing.

“Oh, Frank, sweetie, you need to lighten up,” she laughed. “Gerard told me and his father all about the job, and we’re so glad it’s our Gerard that you trust so much with your daughters,” she finished, patting me on his shoulder. I smiled, and sighed in relief.

“Well, that’s good.” We idly chatted for a bit before she set the table and offered me a seat. Unfortunately, there were high chairs, so Gerard and I continued holding the girls on our lap and we ate and fed them.

“Tonight, it’ll just be us, I’m afraid. My husband is working late at his office, so he won’t be home until the morning,” Donna explained. I nodded my head in understand, but didn’t miss the look of disappointment in Gerard’s expression. He caught me looking at him, and I gave him a small smile he barely returned. It’s safe to assume he’s looking for his father’s attention. It took me back to my childhood and made me feel almost guilty for having such a good relationship with both my parents, but then I realized that maybe things could be better for Gerard. Maybe the time away at my house could be a wake-up call for his father, but what the fuck do I know? I’ve never even met the guy. For all I know, he’s one of those true work-a-holics that really doesn’t give a rat’s ass.

We ate dinner mostly in silence other than occasional questions, giggles from the girls, or Gerard and his mothering cooing over the girls. It was a very nice dinner.

“Oh, Frank, it was so lovely having you all over for dinner! We definitely need to do this again before you head off!” Donna said excitedly. I nodded.

“Yeah, definitely! Gerard? Did you find a date of when you were going to move in?” I asked him as I looked at him over her shoulder.

“Yeah. I’ll start packing tomorrow, and, if it’s okay with you, I’ll bring my boxes by the next day to get set up,” he offered.

“Sounds great. Sorry, but could you help me get the girls in? It took a lot just getting them in the first time,” I asked. He nodded and followed me outside after saying another goodbye to his mom.

“Your mom is really nice. Sorry that your dad couldn’t be there,” I offered an apology to him. He shrugged his shoulders.

“It’s not important, Frank. Let’s just get these girls inside their seats,” he sighed. I guess that’s a touchy subject for him. I stayed silent afterwards as we put the kids in their car seats. They were fast asleep, so I knew I wasn’t going to be getting any sleep tonight. I guess I’ll have more time to set up the extra room for Gerard. Since we like the same shit, maybe I’ll go to the store and buy some posters to hang in there and decorate it for him. If he doesn’t like it, then he’s free to do whatever. It’s going to be his home too.

“Good night, Gerard.”

“Good night, Frank. My phone is always on. If you need anything,” he said, smiling. I gave a wave as I pulled out of the driveway and drove home. I sighed as I found myself looking forward to living with him.

Now to solve the next problem: getting the girls in the house without leaving the other.

Fucking parenthood.

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