Accidents Happen, I guess

Once again Frank was sat on the uncomfortable hospital bed. The same noises echoed throughout the hospital, footsteps and machines beeping. This time he was dressed in his own clothing, he was allowed to get dressed after this time.

Mikey was sat in the same chair, on his phone again. His face was again sporting a look of boredom but Frank could see the small worried line on his forehead.

Frank wiggles a bit in place, he was bored and his butt hurt from sitting in one place for just over half an hour. He didn’t feel like talking or texting anyone like Mikey was doing.

Finally, the doctor returns. Frank got the same doctor as last time, Doctor Urie. Frank kind of forgot his name from last time but the doctor seemed nice enough, although Frank was weary of his unusually big forehead. Mikey finally looks up from his sidekick.

“Well…” The doctor starts, he looks shocked and kind of sick. This can’t be good news then.

“What is it doctor?” Frank asks calmly, on the outside he may look a little worried but apart from that he looks calm. On the inside he’s feeling anxious, queasy and a little hungry in all honestly. Weird combination of things.

Doctor Urie sighs and sits down, fiddling with his fingers. He looks how Frank feels, even Mikey sits up straighter looking more worried this time.

“After some test it seems that you’re pregnant, Mr Iero.” Doctor Urie finally says and Frank’s eyes widens. Mikey looks at him with narrowed eyes, as if Frank has done something wrong.
Like he was supposed to know this whole time.

“How is that possible?” Frank squeaks out. He hasn’t had sex in… well in a very long time. Mikey sighs from his chair and raises an eyebrow in his direction. Frank shakes his head.

“Dude, I haven’t gotten lucky in well over a year. This… this has to be a joke.” He looks at the doctor again with hopeful eyes. The doctor sighs and looks really sad, Frank then knows it isn’t a prank.

"I accidently inseminated you." The doctor shifts nervously and Frank gapes. Mikey next to him copying his expression.

"You what?!" Frank can't believe this. Less than a month ago he found out he could have kids and now he's fucking pregnant? Frank really hates hospitals. And doctors. Man, fuck doctors.

Mikey stands up and stands next to Frank, wrapping his arm around him. Whether it was meant as comfort or to stop Frank wailing on the doctor Frank’s not sure but he’s thankful either way.
“Im so sorry, Frank. Look, I’m a new doctor and I must have gotten you mixed up with another patient. I… I wasn’t in the best state of mind that day.” Doctor Urie admits and Frank really doesn’t know how to react.

“You were stoned weren’t you?” Mikey speaks up, anger in his voice. Urie looks up alarmed but doesn’t deny the accusations. Frank sniffles, eyes burning. Mikey tightens his hold on him so it’s more of a half hug.

“I… I’m sorry.” Urie whispers, looking beyond guilty. Mikey huffs, looking disgusted with the doctor. Frank kind of loves his friend in that moment. Finally Frank stands, gathering his jacket. He stands in front of the doctor, hands on his hips.

“Sorry isn’t going to fix this. I’ll be talking to my lawyer.” He hisses before he grabs Mikey’s arm and they storm out of the office.

Notes

HEY PEOPLE!!! Im In such a good mood today :) I got my septum pierced earlier (I did have my eyebrow pierced but had to take it out due to complications so I got my septum pierced instead lol).

So yeah im in a good mood although im shitting myself because I start college Monday and im like WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO and im studying health and social and ive never done that before but oh well I bought chocolate and now im happy again :D

Anyway I hope you enjoy the chapter.
Until next time broflakes-
XOXOC-