My Korny Romance by Imgerardsfuturewife & NewBoy

Jamia's pov
about to fall asleep with my phone buzzed I picked up with out reading the caller ID
“hey Jamie! Its Quesadillas! Meet me at the corn fields! at eight pm! Bring Frank & Bert I have a friend I want Frank to meet!" With that she hung up without an answer.
ok then...
(Lindsey refers to herself as Quesadilla)

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“But Jamanene! Why do we have to go!" Frank cried as I dragged him and Bert.
“I swear to god if I get lost in that corn field..." Bert trailed off.
“See we're already here now we just meed to find the center of the field." I stated as Frank and Bert cried out.
After about five minutes we finally found Lindsey and some guy with long black hair and guy liner.
“who's the pale and scrawny kid?" Bert asked
“I'm Gerard." The guy said in a thick new jersey accent.
“So Gerard, this is Frank, Bert, and Jamia." Lindsey introduced us all.
“So Gerard tell us a little about yourself." Frank spoke up.
Before Gerard could answer me and Lindsey cut in “aww Frankie already has a boy crush!" me and her sang in harmony as Bert snickered Gerard sighed and finally spoke “I'm weird, I have issues, and I like comics. Oh and Lindsey here is my best friend!" He said happily.
Ok...
“hey its getting cold out. Can we go to my place and just stuff ourselves with pizza?" Bert asked.
We all shrugged in agreement and after some chit chat we walked out of the fields to Bert's house.
I feel like we forgot something...
“Hey Bert I'm gonna call the pizza people your paying!" I yelled as I picked up the phone at his house.
“hey uh Jamie... Bert's not here" Gerard said scratching his head. “oh shit we left him in the fields!" I yelled.
I was about to tell everyone to go back and search for him but then I saw his credit card laying on the table “you know what we'll send a search party later! Right now we have unlimited pizza."
for a while we watched t.v., ate pizza and colored everything with hair dyes we found in Bert's cabinets.
i shaved the sides of Frankie head and bleached them.
“this looks awesome!" Frank yelled when we were done.
around 4:30 am we all decided to start a horror movie marathon.
By the time the movie started we all fell asleep.
I don't think we ever did send a search party.

Notes

“Hello ladies and gentlemen!"
*attempt to bow..*
*falls over*
“anyways so me and my friend started this!"*awkwardly scratches back of head.*
“So let me just say, Lindsey likes Gerard and Jamia like Frank. I kinda feel bad that they forgot about Bert but...everything always comes back to bite you in the buttocks."
NewBoy out!