Boarder Line Badass

"Hey Pedro, can you drive this lump of metal just a tiny bit faster? I really need to pee and Bella here is going a pale shade of green." I watched our driver, Pedro, narrow his eyes into thin slits as he glanced in the mirror to look at me. It was fair to say that after over 3 hours driving (non stop!) on a bumpy/windy road, that we may need some kind of break. Nonetheless I was completely blanked by our driver. His only excuse for this would be 'I am terribly sorry Haylee, I don't understand what you're saying because my brain only knows Italian, and the tiniest bit of English'. We know this to be a load of bull shit since he seemed to talk a plenty of English to my father when he offered him a shed load of money to take us on this permanent vacation. This is a shortened version of how I came down to breakfast yesterday.

Dad - Morning, sweetheart! I have exciting news.
Me - *grumbling in an attempt to say 'go ahead'*
Dad - Well seeing as Bella's father and I are extremely busy nowadays with the business, and your mothers aren't coping with you playing truant from school all the time.. we're sending you both to a boarding school.
Me - *Choking on my cereal*
Dad - It's a really lovely place and you will receive the best tutoring on 'how to stay in school instead of leaving to go to costas' After this little chat. Which concluded by lots of swearing, shouting and throwing china plates, I furiously grabbed my phone only to see tonnes of messages all saying what I was thinking. Bella had been my good friend since we were born.

Our fathers were best buddies and owned a wealthy business together, and our mums were stay at home pals. So we have pretty much identical lifestyles including rich parents who were willing to send their children away, instead of put up with their badass choices in life. Once again it is a load of bull that our fathers were too 'busy'. They were actually moving their business to America and couldn't afford the energy to move the whole family as well. So back to Pedro, my father paid him £300 just to drive us away from our hometown. Neither of us really cared because we weren't popular at our school and our parents were a load of peanut heads who didn't really care for us, so I guess it was a good opportunity to get away. And we were together so we could do whatever the hell we wanted, and not worry about how long we would have our phones taken off us, or how long we would be left without Netflix.

A large old fashioned sign saying 'boarding school' directed the driver, and the car took a hideous sharp left turn. "I feel like Ashton Irwin is drumming my head." Bella whined. Isn't that a good thing? He can drum my head anytime. Okay that was weird but I handed her my water bottle and some aspirin anyway.

My reply was, "Yeah and I think Billie Bladder is about to pop like pop corn in a microwave."

This earned a WTF look from Bella who smiled through her sickness. Once again I looked to the front and saw Pedro glaring at me. What was his problem? I never asked for this to happen. Apparently, according to my father we would arrive at around 1pm. It was 12.55 so he was almost exactly right.

Now we were heading down a gravel drive, lined by huge trees which eventually finished at a giant mansion. I think it was obvious to say that both mine and Bella's face were pictures as we gazed up at the old house. We parked directly in-front of the double doors and I instantly felt myself sink deeper into the car seat. Pedro opened my door abruptly and muttered Italian profanities under his breath. I falsely smiled, removing myself from the car and meeting Bella at our many suitcases that were dumped at the steps. Before we could even muster a 'cheery' goodbye to Pedro, he was speeding away followed by a cloud of dust. "Dick." I grumbled.

"Come on, lets set an amazing first impression in this hell." Bella winked and I rolled my eyes, pulling my suitcases behind me.

Notes

Hey there \(0-0)/ this is a new story which I am co-writing with my friend and she wrote this chapter. We will be recommending a song for every chapter that we think goes with the events in the chapter so this chapters song is: Permanent Vacation by 5SOS