
People Do Crazy Things When They're In Love
Chapter 4: Opportunity
[Prince Charming Regal Carousel, Walt Disney World in Florida, 12:14pm, Linger and Wave]
Frank: *walking, noticed Gerard is looking at him, stops* Did you need anything, munchkin?
Gerard: *starts turning red and looks at floor* What? Oh.. no.. I'm fine Frankie *smacks forehead*
Frank: Okay..
Gerard: What are you getting anyway?
Frank: I wanted those ball thingies
Gerard: Ball thingies..
Frank: Those dippin' balls that kids eat *acts out licking with his tongue* like this.
Gerard: *laughs* Those are dippin dots.
Frank: Yeah those
Gerard: Alright, have fun will ball thingies.
Frank: You wanna cup?
Gerard: Cup of what...
Frank: *sarcastic* You wanna cop a feel of my ass? The hell do you think? A cup of balls, you idiot.
Gerard: *turns red again* Oh uh, yeah sure. How much is it?
Frank: I don't know, that's why I'm going.
Gerard: Well, do you want money to pay for mine?
Frank: Oh, I'm not getting you one.
Gerard: Oh...uh okay.
Frank: Actually, I might get you one, who knows...
Gerard: Are you getting me one or no?
Frank: You have to say please.
Gerard: Please?
Frank: Say it again.
Gerard: Please.
Frank: Say fuck.
Gerard: What? No!
Frank: Come on!
Gerard: No, I don't like it.
Frank: Then say pussy.
Gerard: Noooo!
Frank: Pussy is not a swear word. Say I want Jamia's pussy.
Gerard: No, I don't want to. That's gross. *shifts uncomfortably*
Frank: Her cat...although I'm certain you want the other pussy.
Gerard: No, can you stop?
Frank: Only if you ask me to sweetheart.
Gerard: Uh... *turns very red* Okay...
Frank: God, you're so shy. *Gerard looks at the floor* Oh, now you stop staring at me. *Gerard covers his eyes, Frank stares at him* You're so weird.
Gerard: I...I'm not...
Frank: Are you constantly on drugs?
Gerard: What...? No, I never...I don't...
Frank: Of course not. How could perfect little Hercules do drugs?
Gerard: Why would I? They're bad for you.
Frank: Right. *nods sarcastically* Look at you, prime example of side effects. *screams* Don't do drugs kids!!
Gerard: What are you doing? You're gonna get yourself fired!
Frank: Right, Herc, can I call you Herc?
Gerard: Whatever.
Frank: Hey, I'm just trying to stay in character here.
Gerard: I'm serious, Frankie!
Frank: Woah, Frankie? Jesus, take me on a date first.
Gerard: You called me munchkin.
Frank: *ignores you* I didn't say you could call me Frankie, Herc.
Gerard: I didn't call you Frankie.
Frank: Yes, you did. You definitely say Frankie and now you're blushing and fidgeting with your hair and I swear to god, you're the most bizarre human being I've ever met... *bursts out laughing* What's wrong with you?!
Gerard: Nothing! I'm not doing anything.
Frank: You're blushing.
Gerard: No, I'm not!
Frank: Then why are you so red?
Gerard: I'm just hot.
Frank: That you are.
Gerard: Stop!!
Frank: *confused* Stop what?
Gerard: *mumbles* Flirting with me...
Frank: What?
Gerard: Teasing me...
Frank: Look at me.
Gerard: I am.
Frank: *entertained* You're looking at the floor.
Gerard: *sighs, looks up for a split second, then looks back down* What?
Frank: *grinning* What's wrong?
Gerard: Nothing.
Frank: *amused, smiling, circling him like a shark* Why are you such a mess? What has you all flustered and girly?
Gerard: *plays with hair* I'm not girly...
Frank: *taunting, prancing around him* Pretty little girl, all blushed and coy. I think she wants my...pretty, little toy!
Gerard: Frank, please stop.
Frank: What happened to Frankie, girly? *pulling on Gerard's cape* You don't like me like that anymore?
Gerard: *tries to pull cape* Frank...please...
Frank: Does girly have a cwush on me?
Gerard: Frank, stop. I don't have a fucking crush on you. Stop acting like a five year old, you're a grown damn man. Go get your fucking food.
Frank: *pleasantly shocked, stopping, awed, pause* Fuck yeah, you deserve more than a cup now, filthy boy.
Gerard: *ashamed* Just stop...Go get your food and leave me alone.
Frank: Say please.
Gerard: Please.
Frank: Okay, I'll go...I'll go if you call me Frankie again.
Gerard: I thought you didn't want me to.
Frank: Do it.
Gerard: Please, Frankie...
Frank: *smiling victoriously* I hope you like the cookies and cream ones! *practically skips away in joy* See you soon, kiddo.
Gerard: *sighs, mumbles to himself* I don't have a crush on you...
Frank: *walking, noticed Gerard is looking at him, stops* Did you need anything, munchkin?
Gerard: *starts turning red and looks at floor* What? Oh.. no.. I'm fine Frankie *smacks forehead*
Frank: Okay..
Gerard: What are you getting anyway?
Frank: I wanted those ball thingies
Gerard: Ball thingies..
Frank: Those dippin' balls that kids eat *acts out licking with his tongue* like this.
Gerard: *laughs* Those are dippin dots.
Frank: Yeah those
Gerard: Alright, have fun will ball thingies.
Frank: You wanna cup?
Gerard: Cup of what...
Frank: *sarcastic* You wanna cop a feel of my ass? The hell do you think? A cup of balls, you idiot.
Gerard: *turns red again* Oh uh, yeah sure. How much is it?
Frank: I don't know, that's why I'm going.
Gerard: Well, do you want money to pay for mine?
Frank: Oh, I'm not getting you one.
Gerard: Oh...uh okay.
Frank: Actually, I might get you one, who knows...
Gerard: Are you getting me one or no?
Frank: You have to say please.
Gerard: Please?
Frank: Say it again.
Gerard: Please.
Frank: Say fuck.
Gerard: What? No!
Frank: Come on!
Gerard: No, I don't like it.
Frank: Then say pussy.
Gerard: Noooo!
Frank: Pussy is not a swear word. Say I want Jamia's pussy.
Gerard: No, I don't want to. That's gross. *shifts uncomfortably*
Frank: Her cat...although I'm certain you want the other pussy.
Gerard: No, can you stop?
Frank: Only if you ask me to sweetheart.
Gerard: Uh... *turns very red* Okay...
Frank: God, you're so shy. *Gerard looks at the floor* Oh, now you stop staring at me. *Gerard covers his eyes, Frank stares at him* You're so weird.
Gerard: I...I'm not...
Frank: Are you constantly on drugs?
Gerard: What...? No, I never...I don't...
Frank: Of course not. How could perfect little Hercules do drugs?
Gerard: Why would I? They're bad for you.
Frank: Right. *nods sarcastically* Look at you, prime example of side effects. *screams* Don't do drugs kids!!
Gerard: What are you doing? You're gonna get yourself fired!
Frank: Right, Herc, can I call you Herc?
Gerard: Whatever.
Frank: Hey, I'm just trying to stay in character here.
Gerard: I'm serious, Frankie!
Frank: Woah, Frankie? Jesus, take me on a date first.
Gerard: You called me munchkin.
Frank: *ignores you* I didn't say you could call me Frankie, Herc.
Gerard: I didn't call you Frankie.
Frank: Yes, you did. You definitely say Frankie and now you're blushing and fidgeting with your hair and I swear to god, you're the most bizarre human being I've ever met... *bursts out laughing* What's wrong with you?!
Gerard: Nothing! I'm not doing anything.
Frank: You're blushing.
Gerard: No, I'm not!
Frank: Then why are you so red?
Gerard: I'm just hot.
Frank: That you are.
Gerard: Stop!!
Frank: *confused* Stop what?
Gerard: *mumbles* Flirting with me...
Frank: What?
Gerard: Teasing me...
Frank: Look at me.
Gerard: I am.
Frank: *entertained* You're looking at the floor.
Gerard: *sighs, looks up for a split second, then looks back down* What?
Frank: *grinning* What's wrong?
Gerard: Nothing.
Frank: *amused, smiling, circling him like a shark* Why are you such a mess? What has you all flustered and girly?
Gerard: *plays with hair* I'm not girly...
Frank: *taunting, prancing around him* Pretty little girl, all blushed and coy. I think she wants my...pretty, little toy!
Gerard: Frank, please stop.
Frank: What happened to Frankie, girly? *pulling on Gerard's cape* You don't like me like that anymore?
Gerard: *tries to pull cape* Frank...please...
Frank: Does girly have a cwush on me?
Gerard: Frank, stop. I don't have a fucking crush on you. Stop acting like a five year old, you're a grown damn man. Go get your fucking food.
Frank: *pleasantly shocked, stopping, awed, pause* Fuck yeah, you deserve more than a cup now, filthy boy.
Gerard: *ashamed* Just stop...Go get your food and leave me alone.
Frank: Say please.
Gerard: Please.
Frank: Okay, I'll go...I'll go if you call me Frankie again.
Gerard: I thought you didn't want me to.
Frank: Do it.
Gerard: Please, Frankie...
Frank: *smiling victoriously* I hope you like the cookies and cream ones! *practically skips away in joy* See you soon, kiddo.
Gerard: *sighs, mumbles to himself* I don't have a crush on you...
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