[Astro Orbiter, Walt Disney World in Florida, 4:36pm, Candy Giving]

Frank: "All I'm saying is-"

Ray: "Nothing."

Frank: "Don't interrupt. Everything I say is very important."

Ray: (shaking his head) "Right."

Frank: (coughing) "All I'm saying is he needs to grow some balls and start saying the word balls and be more-"

Ray: "Who are we talking about again?"

Frank:"Gerard."

Ray: "Oh, right..." (mumbled to himself) "Shoulda guessed."

Frank: "What's that suppose to mean?"

Ray: "Nothing. Just, whenever you're ranting, it's usually about Gerard."

Frank: "That is simply unfalse."

Ray: "Unfalse?"

Frank: "I meant untrue. That is simply untrue. I was going for untrue and false and well...You're wrong. I rant about a lot of things, like children with yellow snot on their nose that might give me Ebola, or the line at Starbucks in the morning, or the fact that Jamia doesn't appreciate my blue balls-"

(names continue switching)

"Okay now! Too much information."

(giddy) "Wanna-"

(immediately) Nope. Nope. Whatever verb you insert there will still have the same reply, no."

"Wanna...not see?"

(rolling his eyes) "I'm sure it looks great."

"A work of art!"

"Grand."

"Point is-"

"You're obsessed with Hercules. They really found present day Hades in the flesh with you."

(mock insulted) "I am not obsessed with Hercules."

"You're obsessed with Gerard Bay, whatever his name is."

"It's Way." (dramatic, whiny) "It's like you don't even listen to me."

"I don't. When you get into these long, verbose monologues, I tune out."

"Rude. I'll let you know I'm very interesting and funny." (sassy) "And by the way, on;e verbose people use the word verbose, so eat my verbose stick."

(mocking him) "Rude. Eat your own stick." (normal voice) "What does it matter what he sasyd or doesn't say, anyway? He's just an average employee, trying to make some cash and live another day. I really don't understand why he requires so much of your attention."

"He doesn't."

"Then why do you keep talking about him?"

"Because I talk about my day to my best friend. Plot twist, that's you. I know, I didn't see it coming either, especially with the way you treat me and don't listen to my very important monologues...You know, I bet you're not even listening right now so I might as well say anything. Ray is a dumb bimbo that-"

"I am listening. Just, stop insulting me and go back to talking about Gerard Day."

"It's Way. And I don't talk about him. I talk about my day and a lot of my day involves him, unfortunately. I know, blame Jesus."

"Then don't have your day involve him, by any means, you have legs."

"Brilliant observation. Unlike others who slug their way places, I am a bipedal creature."

"You're such a pretentious little shit, you know? What I'm saying is walk away when you see him."

"We work together, Ray. Hades...Hercules...same movie, are you putting the pieces together? We need to be seen together so that kids can pull on my hair and make him giggle and...why the hell is he always so happy? Do you ever wonder that?"

"No, because I don't care."

"It's like he's on drugs."

"Frankie, don't be scared now, but some people..." (whispering dramatically) "Are happy. Like really. In reality." (makes the 'mind-blown' motion alongside a 'whoosh' sound)

"Must be drugs. He should share."

(rolling his eyes) "Yes, maybe if you share something with him, he'll return the favor."

"Good idea. I'll con him."

"You do that."

"And then I'll be happy too...Isn'y this an amazing plan?"

"Living the dream."

"No more Disney Doom."

(dry) "Whoopie Daisy, Mario and Luigi. We are saved."

"Be serious."

"No, I am serious. We are saved from your chronic bad mood. Seriously man, invest in a new attitude. It'd do you good."

"You know what would do you good? My dick in your mouth.

"Nice Frank. Real nice."

"People should stop saying that. You all don't appreciate what I do. I'm under-appreciated here. Everywhere." (loud, melodramatic) "No one loves me..."

"I'm crying beneath this mask, just letting you know. It might look like I'm indifferent to your pain because Woody is smiling creepily, but inside..." (touching his heart) "Where it counts..." (mock crying voice, fake gulp) "I am weeping for you."

"I'm going to smack you...with my snake. It will not be in your boot this time."

"Alright there."

"It'll be in your booty."

(dry) "Good one..."

Notes

sorry, doing the names takes a while. anyways...HERE YOU GO

-XmyfalloutromanceX